mrcat1990 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 You know how supposedly the sound of water increases the sensation to urinate? Well for me whenever I start doing the washing up my bowels fill and it's go time for a number two. Maybe just inconvenient timing, but a total pain trying to work my cleaning magic on the cups when suddenly I need to unleash on the porcelain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 You know how supposedly the sound of water increases the sensation to urinate? Well for me whenever I start doing the washing up my bowels fill and it's go time for a number two. Maybe just inconvenient timing, but a total pain trying to work my cleaning magic on the cups when suddenly I need to unleash on the porcelain. Weird coincidences thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Listening to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers is making me want to go to T in the Park on the Sunday, great band. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 (edited) Dee Man has only been in the country for a few days then this: Autumn heatwave triggers a crimewave as drunken Aussies get hot and bothered In Melbourne, more than 100 youths began a rampage late on Saturday night. Tracey Nearmy/EPA Bernard Lagan Sydney Published at 12:01AM, March 14 2016 Sydney’s leading emergency surgeon yesterday said that the city’s five-week heatwave had triggered mass brawls as Australians drank more and became increasingly intolerant and badtempered. In the early hours of Sunday morning, police tackled Sydney’s largest street brawl in a decade as 200 people started fighting when they poured out of the city’s pubs and clubs. In Melbourne, more than 100 youths began a rampage late on Saturday night. The temperature in Sydney exceeded 28C (82.4F) on Saturday, the 37th consecutive day of unusually hot and humid autumn weather. Australia’s Bureau of Meteorology said that the first three days of March – when the heatwave began – were each hotter than any previous March day on record. Professor Gordian Fulde, head of the accident and emergency department at St Vincent’s, Sydney’s largest inner-city hospital, said: “Almost certainly the heat makes people crankier and hot-headed. “I suspect alcohol sales were also up this weekend as there were so many patients, day and night, in emergency with alcohol–related misadventures.†Scores of police converged on Sydney’s central business district, struggling to control outbreaks of violence which they attributed to heavy drinking. Assistant commissioner Mick Fuller of the New South Wales police said: “We want to see people out having fun but we are extremely concerned by the level of intoxication we are seeing in some people every night.†Extra police are to be deployed in the central city as a result of the brawls. Don Weatherburn, the New South Wales official crime statistician, said there was no doubt that there was a correlation between hot weather and street violence. “Assaults are much more prevalent in summer,†he said. “What we don’t know is whether that is because of the heat or whether people drink more in summer. But summer is much worse for violence than winter.†The unprecedented series of hot days in Sydney has already led to what scientists have said is an extraordinary increase in the numbers of spiders and other insects in urban areas because the extended summer has multiplied breeding cycles. Relief is finally in sight. Forecasters have said that temperatures will drop in Sydney early this week when storms hit the city. Edited March 15, 2016 by Eednud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I'd shag Kezia Dugdale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I'd shag Kezia Dugdale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I'd shag a Dug. Ftfy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Oh those wacky OF fans. BANTER. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-35820692 A cease and desist letter regarding the badges and the stars is on its way from Mike Ashley as we speak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Heading to a hotel/spa break next week. Missus asked if I'd like any treatments. She suggested I'd like the Multispa Soft Scrub... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Heading to a hotel/spa break next week. Missus asked if I'd like any treatments. She suggested I'd like the Multispa Soft Scrub... That'll leave you with 44 minutes trying not to make eye contact with the masseuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 That'll leave you with 44 minutes trying not to make eye contact with the masseuse. It was the 'moose texture' that she thought I'd go for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 More like 44 and a half minutes to kill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I'd shag Kezia Dugdale. Correct answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Correct answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) You're more of a Karen Whitfield kinda guy, then? Edited March 16, 2016 by kerrdavidson95 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Cut him some slack. He's been at sea for 6 months surrounded by loads of seamen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Cut him some slack. He's been at sea for 6 months surrounded by loads of seamen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 (edited) I'd shag Kezia Dugdale.Here's a pic of her with two balls flying towards her face, she's loving it too the saucy minx Edited March 17, 2016 by weirdcal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Ad Lib is a dreadful poster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Three years yesterday since SubCrawl II Crawl Harder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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