BigMartyn86 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Just went for a meal. Drove home, turned off the car then realised the person in front of me was about to move so went to start up my car again the get a better spot. Car didnt start and its lost all compression. I've a 14 year old BMW. My week has just turned to complete and utter shit as I just spent money on a holiday and I'm entirely certain my VANOS unit has failed and caused the timing to jump, meaning its virtually an engine rebuild with new VANOS units required, which is an obscene price even though I'll be doing all my own labour. E46 M3? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Just did the healthiest food shop of my life - avocado's, mango's, spinach, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, carrots and bananas among other things. Im planning on going smoothie crazy this week in hopes of losing my beer belly. I'm thinking you'll struggle to keep anything else down after the Avocado & Spinach drink, so it might work. I take it the girlfriend has been on Mumsnet complaining about your manboobs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetwiseHercules Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I've just had a 'Frozen' strawberry lemonade from Mickey Dondo's. It's like a cup of watery sherbet. I suggest you all go get one. Braw. "Mickey Dondo's" Sickening patter. How can you actually say and type that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Wait, people say Mickey Dondo's? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I'm thinking you'll struggle to keep anything else down after the Avocado & Spinach drink, so it might work. I take it the girlfriend has been on Mumsnet complaining about your manboobs? The smoothies are recipes from the lean in 15 book and don't contain the spinach, thats just for my dinners! My gf hasnt complained, quite the opposite she tells me I'm not that fat and while I'm not that fat to most people i am the fattest i have ever been. April was a pretty unhealthy month with eating shite and drinking more than usual and this belly is a result of that and it was quite bad in my week off because i was visiting some mates who were mocking me for it so its something i want to sort out before it gets any worse. I believe i can lose a substantial amount of my belly mass by the end of this week by cutting out the carbs and eating healthy and exercising, then going to probably put it back on with a heavy weekend in Glasgow. As for the rest of this weekend I'm getting pissed and watching sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 My girlfriend has lost upwards of two stone this year. She is 5'6" and was 13st1lb at her heaviest in September and, looking back, she was quite a big lass. That is how I had first seen her though so that's how I fell for her. Now she's in the 10st-odd range I'm like holy shit she's got even more beautiful 😂 This has got me thinking at 1am about the whole "love at first sight" nonsense. I'm not vain so I don't judge books by their covers but had my now-girlfriend been any heavier then I feel like I'd have not been as attracted to her, for the reason of her likely not caring about her appearance if that makes sense? Like morbidly obese people or muscly as f**k body builders of either gender seem to have a real disregard for themselves and their health Aren't you the one who said a few weeks ago that you were told by hospital staff or similar that you kept your girlfriend alive by being there for her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 McDonalds is just one massive, global franchise of a sick, sick joke... So is flinging shite at folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Arrived at Old Trafford an hour ago with 50 pupils. Evacuated almost immediately and now on the way home. Great school trip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Arrived at Old Trafford an hour ago with 50 pupils. Evacuated almost immediately and now on the way home. Great school trip. One of the Citeh-supporting kids trip the fire alarm? Or set an actual fire? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 One of the Citeh-supporting kids trip the fire alarm? Or set an actual fire? You can take the kids out of Dundee... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 You can take the kids out of Dundee... Huh, you weren't kidding... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36297390 'suspect package'...didn't your parents tell you to keep that thing under wraps in public? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Arrived at Old Trafford an hour ago with 50 pupils. Evacuated almost immediately and now on the way home. Great school trip. I thought you had shit yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I thought you had shit yourself? I did have one of their dreadful pies so it was possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I did have one of their dreadful pies so it was possible. Considering your record going to watch teams called United this season, I'm amazed you were allowed on the trip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Considering your record going to watch teams called United this season, I'm amazed you were allowed on the trip. Everything to do with football has gone horribly wrong for me this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 ..,long to reign over us... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 My hangovers are fucking awful. I've just spewed and now i'm lying on the bathroom floor browsing P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 My hangovers are fucking awful. I've just spewed and now i'm lying on the bathroom floor browsing P&B. You need a drink STAT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 My hangovers are fucking awful. I've just spewed and now i'm lying on the bathroom floor browsing P&B. 2 weeks ago. I was sick throughout the night in the club toilets uptown before being asked to leave by one of the bouncers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 2 weeks ago. I was sick throughout the night in the club toilets uptown before being asked to leave by one of the bouncers. What a story, Eoin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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