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15 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Oooh hark at you you top hat wearing, swan munching, pauper baiting c**t.

 

Good day sir.

Swans, in July. Tut, tut dear boy. Toodle pip x

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I had a Sausage & Egg Mcmuffin, Hash Brown and a bottle of fresh orange for breakfast, a McDonald's Peri Peri Chicken wrap for lunch and a mixed Hoggie for dinner washed down with a bottle of Buckfast. I think my gut has gave up.

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17 hours ago, Mortar Bored said:


As Rangers haven't ever played a league game in the top flight, I was referring to Partick & Celtic.

It's not in Scotland. The main point being I'll no longer live in a town of 14,000 with no sports teams.

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I think this is the worst hangover I've ever had, can't stomach the slightest bit of food, being sick regularly, feel queasy and atrocious. Weird thing is I didn't actually drink that much last night. I definitely drank more last Saturday but I feel considerably worse today. Today is going to be a long day.

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8 minutes ago, jmothecat said:

I think this is the worst hangover I've ever had, can't stomach the slightest bit of food, being sick regularly, feel queasy and atrocious. Weird thing is I didn't actually drink that much last night. I definitely drank more last Saturday but I feel considerably worse today. Today is going to be a long day.

J-Mo sounds like a shocking case of lageritus, was you on the T stuff? 

Good luck for the rest of your day(s). 

G-Bo 

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12 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

I had a Sausage & Egg Mcmuffin, Hash Brown and a bottle of fresh orange for breakfast, a McDonald's Peri Peri Chicken wrap for lunch and a mixed Hoggie for dinner washed down with a bottle of Buckfast. I think my gut has gave up.

It's beyond me why Scotland has the highest heart disease rate in Western Europe. 

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J-Mo sounds like a shocking case of lageritus, was you on the T stuff? 

Good luck for the rest of your day(s). 

G-Bo 



I was drinking Sam Smiths bitter, not even that many and it's not even a particularly strong beer.
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13 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

I had a Sausage & Egg Mcmuffin, Hash Brown and a bottle of fresh orange for breakfast, a McDonald's Peri Peri Chicken wrap for lunch and a mixed Hoggie for dinner washed down with a bottle of Buckfast. I think my gut has gave up.

Sounds like quite a decent day, all that is missing is some #daring.

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27 minutes ago, jmothecat said:

 

 


I was drinking Sam Smiths bitter, not even that many and it's not even a particularly strong beer.

 

Sounds like it was 'off' or past it use by date.

 

Or you're a hooring wee poofy pansy p***k

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There's a bit more going on in Esbjerg than Haslev. For instance it's half four on a Saturday and there are no cafes open and only two pubs for 14,000 people. No sports teams either. The Danes are good people but they're not the friendliest. The bulk of socialising goes on behind closed doors and even at sports events it's hard to start conversations.

I'm off to Albania to manage a hostel for a while. It's currently rated 97% on Tripadvisor and 9.8/10 on Hostelworld, so the only way is down. Certainly the 100% rating for staff will take a bit of a doing.

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