jagfox Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 More importantly: does anyone care? You cared enough to ask for any carers? I've just shat myself, can you send the cleanup squad to cell 15? Thank you x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 You cared enough to ask for any carers? I've just shat myself, can you send the cleanup squad to cell 15? Thank you x Pished again eh, jagfox? You're a shambles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 A night out on your own as you've no mates because you murdered your pets and took your (former) friends money, interrupted by a shite Indian meal all whilst giving a running commentary on Pie and Bovril. To then end your night watching somebody imitate Morrissey. Deary me. Great lyrics. Comfortably my favourite song by The Beautiful South. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Pished again eh, jagfox? You're a shambles. At least I'm not you I wish I was you Not really 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Great lyrics. Comfortably my favourite song by The Beautiful South. Supporting Stone Roses apparently... Who can count to 3? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 8 in another 'Spoons, doombar, f**k knows what the pub is called. The Admiral is next Grimbo ETA how's England getting on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 8 in another 'Spoons, doombar, f**k knows what the pub is called. The Admiral is next Grimbo ETA how's England getting on? Doom bar? I pity whoever goes to the throne after you tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Doom bar? I pity whoever goes to the throne after you tomorrow I'm feeling beer'd out now. Think I'll go for a wee nap. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Just been woken up by the polis in the square, they say nowt is open but I know the gud yins of the parish will know where I can get a drink now,eh? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Kebab shops always used to have a few cans of Special put aside for Gentlemen of the Night like yourself. Good luck, and get back to your flea infested hovel safely! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Just been woken up by the polis in the square, they say nowt is open but I know the gud yins of the parish will know where I can get a drink now,eh? Grimbo There's fucking loads of places open. Go to Glassford Street, there's loads there. The police just clearly didn't like the look of to you and were trying to send you packing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Great lyrics. Comfortably my favourite song by The Beautiful South. Great band, great people. How's the job going? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Supporting Stone Roses apparently... Who can count to 3? It doesn't take a mathematician, to add a simple sum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Fantastic night. I danced my legs down to the knees. Weirdcal was right though. If anyone is thinking of stopping in the luxurious St Enochs beware room 33 for the next few days. I don't think the Baileys helped? Grimbo ETA I never fell asleep in any square nor met the Glesgae polis. I was just fucking with yous cos my battery was going xxx -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 What a strange thing to make up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 What a strange thing to make up. It's just the way I roll, who the f**k goes on a night out & falls asleep before they've even got to the event? Surely that's weirder. Everything is not as it appears in the GN forum, you need to get out more duck. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 (edited) It's just the way I roll, who the f**k goes on a night out & falls asleep before they've even got to the event? Surely that's weirder. Everything is not as it appears in the GN forum, you need to get out more duck. Grimbo Enquire among the other guests which public houses open early these days. If there are none, they may be able to direct you to the nearest off sales. Edited May 28, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Who goes out on a night out and spends their entire time telling P&B what number pint they're on before making up a batshit mental lie about the police waking them up? Plenty folk have gone out and fell asleep, pished, in the street. I'd hazard a guess you're the first to do the former though. I suggest you get help and shouldn't be allowed out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Who goes out on a night out and spends their entire time telling P&B what number pint they're on before making up a batshit mental lie about the police waking them up? Plenty folk have gone out and fell asleep, pished, in the street. I'd hazard a guess you're the first to do the former though. I suggest you get help and shouldn't be allowed out. Oh Sorry then. Hen. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 (edited) His dalliance with the law was an obvious fable. Grim Abagnale Jr is still lurching from alias to alias to avoid the fraud detection squad. Edited May 28, 2016 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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