The Woolshed Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Sorry to hear that. I've done it twice now for grandparents and you're right it's a pretty bizarre scenario. The sausage rolls are excellent though. Thanks buddy, appreciate that. They were pretty decent as well, good shout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 As long as it's not your own. f**k, never thought about that situation. I'm away to look at the obituaries to see if i ken any c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I seen a woman carrying a monkey through Newton Mearns today. Was it in her purse or was she waving it around in a loadsamonaaaaay stylee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Did it have have a R2-D2 hat on? It could have been Knightswood Bear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Preferably your own. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 A big alligator spotted in Florida. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I seen a woman carrying a monkey through Newton Mearns today. Nina Conti? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Nina Conti? Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I seen a woman carrying a monkey through Newton Mearns today. Doesn't everyone have their own Monkey? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 https://www.facebook.com/nihilistmemes/photos/a.583984671716496.1073741827.583969258384704/982854498496176/?type=3There's the meme 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Decent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 There an estimated 1.6 million ants for every person on the planet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Apart from Dec 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 There an estimated 1.6 million ants for every person on the planet. I'm going to start training my 1.6 million. How many ants would it take to carry a banknote? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 So far this year in Australia nobody has died from a shark attack, although some bits have been lost and at least 2 people have died in crocodile attacks. Snake bites have done for 2 people but nobody has died from a spider bite, despite the strange toilet habits of one guy and no fatalities due to box jellyfish or blue ringed octopus. So maybe it's not as Nope as some think until you realise that there is a new killer around. This year horses have caused the death of 4 people (coincidentally all female). So the horse is deadlier than the shark, crocs, snakes etc Be ah where. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 So far this year in Australia nobody has died from a shark attack, although some bits have been lost and at least 2 people have died in crocodile attacks. Snake bites have done for 2 people but nobody has died from a spider bite, despite the strange toilet habits of one guy and no fatalities due to box jellyfish or blue ringed octopus. So maybe it's not as Nope as some think until you realise that there is a new killer around. This year horses have caused the death of 4 people (coincidentally all female). So the horse is deadlier than the shark, crocs, snakes etc Be ah where. Any babies been eaten by dingos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Any babies been eaten by dingos? The dingo was innocent! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I'm not allowed one That's because you haven't fully evolved yet. Stop throwing shite at people and they might let you have one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 We've got horses in Scotland, it could have been me, well only at a weekend when I dress as a lady. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Had my Grandad's funeral earlier today in Perth with the wake at McDiarmid in the Muirton Suite. Strange being in there in such different circumstances. I'll bet the atmosphere was better than it usually is at McDiarmid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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