J_Stewart Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Wife and I just got home from taking the puppy out for a walk. Took her to Westburn and Victoria park, and on the way cut through Cornhill hospital as we always do, only this time, we were greeted by a pair of absolute jakies riding in broad daylight behind the bike bothy They spotted us and stopped as we walked past...for all of thirty seconds. We looped round the building, and by the time we'd got to the opposite end she was on her knees giving him a blowie Rest of the walk was considerably tamer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 12 minutes ago, J_Stewart said: Wife and I just got home from taking the puppy out for a walk. Took her to Westburn and Victoria park, and on the way cut through Cornhill hospital as we always do, only this time, we were greeted by a pair of absolute jakies riding in broad daylight behind the bike bothy They spotted us and stopped as we walked past...for all of thirty seconds. We looped round the building, and by the time we'd got to the opposite end she was on her knees giving him a blowie Rest of the walk was considerably tamer. Should've offered to be the cameraman. Punch her in the kidneys, I told you to come on her back no her bag. Fellow pervs will know the video i'm on about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Quote Patient shoots dead doctor in Berlin before killing himself http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-europe-attacks-germany-idUKKCN1061D5 Could have been worse, I suppose. Quick tip for all you terrorists out there - better to shoot living people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Should've offered to be the cameraman. Punch her in the kidneys, I told you to come on her back no her bag. Fellow pervs will know the video i'm on about. What a fucking creepy weirdo. Please don't quote one of my posts again. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 21 minutes ago, tree house tam said: Should've offered to be the cameraman. Punch her in the kidneys, I told you to come on her back no her bag. Fellow pervs will know the video i'm on about. Filmed in Cumbernauld I believe. A timeless classic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 There really needs to be a Scottish porn thread in the Night Shift. There's very little of it around, but what exists is an absolute horror show. That lassie with the bottle in the Dundee nightclub, the Livingston orgy, the jaikies in the park, the uncomfortable spit-roast...we're a deeply unsexy nation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: There really needs to be a Scottish porn thread in the Night Shift. There's very little of it around, but what exists is an absolute horror show. That lassie with the bottle in the Dundee nightclub, the Livingston orgy, the jaikies in the park, the uncomfortable spit-roast...we're a deeply unsexy nation. The boy trying to stick his boaby in Greyfriars Bobby might not be sexy but demonstrates remarkable climbing ability for someone so drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Miguel Sanchez Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 10 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: There really needs to be a Scottish porn thread in the Night Shift. There's very little of it around, but what exists is an absolute horror show. That lassie with the bottle in the Dundee nightclub, the Livingston orgy, the jaikies in the park, the uncomfortable spit-roast...we're a deeply unsexy nation. THERE'S YER FUCKIN DINNER Close thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 God, it gets worse. There must be an amateur film somewhere of an attractive Scottish lass being rattled by some lads who aren't utter bellends, or incest mutants from the swamp, surely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 There really needs to be a Scottish porn thread in the Night Shift. There's very little of it around, but what exists is an absolute horror show. That lassie with the bottle in the Dundee nightclub, the Livingston orgy, the jaikies in the park, the uncomfortable spit-roast...we're a deeply unsexy nation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Where did you find my holiday photos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I'm regretting this topic more with each post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I'm regretting this topic more with each post. Shut it and get the Scottish porn thread on the go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, tree house tam said: Shut it and get the Scottish porn thread on the go. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 1 minute ago, tree house tam said: Shut it and get the Scottish porn thread on the go. You take point on this one. Frankly, I'm now scared of what might arise from such a thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I could help you out with that hen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 I'm just kidding. Pandering to P&B resident simpletons for easy upvotes. Disgusting, but well played. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Read a story in this mornings paper about a car that was apparently forgotten in Basel by some Liverpool supporters who drove over for the Europa League final in May. My first thought was that the car was clearly stolen and dumped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Good night sweet Fireman Sam.Fireman Sam producer apologises after showing character treading on page from the Koran.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/26/fireman-sam-producer-apologises-after-showing-character-treading/ So the "No Mosque in Pontypandy" petition failed then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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