Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Was in a restaurant earlier with the family and a young French companion. After scouring the menu, young Frenchy looked up and innocently asked "what eez mongo?". I checked her menu and it was mango chutney. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 13 hours ago, Dee Man said: If you look at that from a distance it looks like David Bellamy with different coloured eyes. Wid 3 minutes ago, the_saints_are_coming said: Wid? Strangely, the missus just asked me something similar. For about the hundredth time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Strangely, the missus just asked me something similar. For about the hundredth time. Similar to "wid"? Sounds like you are in there mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Swarley said: Similar to "wid"? Sounds like you are in there mate I'm meant to be her boss but her nickname for me is "creepy old man". My wife approves of her general character assessment of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Looks like the wife's away to Westminster in a few weeks for a meeting with some (presumably very low-level) government ministers. I'm required to hang around like a spare p***k while this is going on, so does P&B have any comments/suggestions about government policy for me to pass on while I'm there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 nah mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Murder the government and/or go to the pub. ...and we have a winner already! Whichever I choose, I'll claim to have done it in the name of P&B. No such thing as bad publicity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 15 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Looks like the wife's away to Westminster in a few weeks for a meeting with some (presumably very low-level) government ministers. I'm required to hang around like a spare p***k while this is going on, so does P&B have any comments/suggestions about government policy for me to pass on while I'm there? Walk about asking random people, 'can you hear ticking?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 nah mate. Magee, the younger years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 nah mate. Is Annie ok? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 (edited) 7 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Looks like the wife's away to Westminster in a few weeks for a meeting with some (presumably very low-level) government ministers. I'm required to hang around like a spare p***k while this is going on, so does P&B have any comments/suggestions about government policy for me to pass on while I'm there? Could you advise Sam Cameron to send me some more of her underwear? Cheers in advance. Edited July 12, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 nah mate. You need to revise your Tinder settings 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 3 hours ago, BigMartyn86 said: Is Annie ok? He's not her daddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Last day of work for me before jetting of to the south of France tomorrow. Get it right up the lot of you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 France is a shitehole, it's not something worth showing off about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 France is a shitehole, it's not something worth showing off about. ^^^ Voted for Brexit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 33 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: This all seems quite impromptu. You haven't mentioned it before... Had a sudden financial windfall recently?? Unfortunately he did not return with a stolen ATM machine. Have a wee look in the travel forum, posted there a while a go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 24 minutes ago, Deeboy said: France is a shitehole, it's not something worth showing off about. Being from Dundee I suppose I'll have to bow to your superior knowledge constitutes a shithole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, Romeo said: Being from Dundee I suppose I'll have to bow to your superior knowledge constitutes a shithole. You should learn how to be literate too, while you're at it. I can help you out there if you like, £12p/h. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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