Miguel Sanchez Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: Are these snippets of information related? Probably. He was a complete welt of a boy. I think that factored into him being left with one testicle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I've just read the first post in this thread. It was more boring than I could possibly have imagined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Both times I went to T in the Park it was full of folk who would remark constantly and quite loudly AYE THIS PLACE IS FULL A WEEGIES KEN LIKE It was like visiting a foreign country My daughter (born in Kirkcaldy) was out shopping with her granny in Dunfermline one day. After a wee while traipsing round the shops, she asked "Granny, what language do they speak in Dunfermline?". Edited July 9, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I am still unclear as to what language they speak in Dunfermline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Certainly plenty of whales on display if you take a walk along the High Street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Since the forum upgrade you can go back and search all posts by a user as far back as allowed, think you could only previously go back a year. Spent a few minutes flicking through my oldest posts, I've not got any better as time has gone on. My oldest remaining post is from 2004 where I'm complaining about a song seeming like it was out recently but being 5 years old at that point. Although it did remind me of a forgotten about dalliance with a girl in NZ in 2008 who sent me a love letter saying "I hope I was God's blessing to you" and signed with "servant of the lord Jesus Christ". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Edith Bowman seems like a sound lassie, but she looks rougher every time I see her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 minute ago, paranoid android said: Edith Bowman seems like a sound lassie, but she looks rougher every time I see her. Waid Academy will do that to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Miguel Sanchez you snobby b*****d, nothing better than a putrid Sunday night fanny after a heavy weekend at T. Like pulling apart a Cheese toastie.Or so I've heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Like pulling apart a Cheese toastie. Or so I've heard. Is it because I spent my two T in the Parks sober? Is this what it is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Like pulling apart a Cheese toastie. Or so I've heard. You've somehow managed to make both cheese toasties and moist blurts seem unappealing. For now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Is it because I spent my two T in the Parks sober? Is this what it is? I genuinely don't know how you did it. My boredom by around half 10 in the morning just made me resort to getting blootered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 27 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Why? I went to see bands, not drink 24 minutes ago, accies1874 said: I genuinely don't know how you did it. My boredom by around half 10 in the morning just made me resort to getting blootered. I went to see bands, not drink. I also don't care for warm alcohol, and learned this the second time around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 3 hours ago, Fuctifano said: Since the forum upgrade you can go back and search all posts by a user as far back as allowed, think you could only previously go back a year. Spent a few minutes flicking through my oldest posts, I've not got any better as time has gone on. My oldest remaining post is from 2004 where I'm complaining about a song seeming like it was out recently but being 5 years old at that point. Although it did remind me of a forgotten about dalliance with a girl in NZ in 2008 who sent me a love letter saying "I hope I was God's blessing to you" and signed with "servant of the lord Jesus Christ". I bet she was filth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 I'm extremely interested in this sky fairy follower that Fuctifano has pumped. I don't even care that Fictifano has been there, I want my fucking present from the Lord, our saviour, Jesus Christ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 The burd on the McDonald's advert is an absolute wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 I would like it if the big brother house caught fire with everyone trapped inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Phone Grimbo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: My missus has been watching this garbage. What a bunch of freaks. I absolutely despise that Huey fella based just on his massively irritating loud voice when throwing a tantrum. Your missus has been watching it yet you know the names? I suggest you grow a set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 My Mrs always has it on and I can just hear absolute idiots freaking out over stupid shit. One girl was being particularly hysterical one day and I asked what was going on and it was because her daughter was taking her first steps and she was watching it on a live stream. Seriously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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