jmothecat Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Whe-ere is my mind? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 2 hours ago, jmothecat said: Have a child. I feel I'm insignificant, and if I am forced to think about it logically know my daughter is too, but I don't feel she is. She feels more significant than anything else in the world and I want to live a life that has her in it and I want to live a life in which she has me in it. It makes you think about happiness. What is happiness? I've had tough times and good times, but the hardest where the times where I feel my life isn't going anywhere and I just go to sleep, go to work, watch some tv, and repeat, for the rest of my life, before I die. The good times are where I have pleasures that are deeper than just quick, physical ones, but meaningful ones. Nothing has done this more than having a child. Or go to the pub. Vomited reading this post. I genuinely wish you nothing but misery for the rest of your life for inflicting that post on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Just Googled Ross County to find out the U20 score (2-1 to County) and the first two suggestions were "Ross County Jail" and "Ross County child support". I feel bad for people who live in a similarly named place in America being associated with Dingwall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Won't be long before I can take the Mrs put for dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Romeo said: Won't be long before I can take the Mrs put for dinner. Is she a golf widow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 29 minutes ago, Romeo said: Won't be long before I can take the Mrs put for dinner. Or drown her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Not even baw deep into a 12 hour night shift and I'm already fading fast. 8 hours to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Kudos to the Evening Times headline writer http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14714225.Shamed_teacher_struck_off_for_having_sex_with_pupil_has_been_working_in_missionary_position/?ref=mrb&lp=1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Get on the Hibs thread and have a look at MD's Rod Petrie gif it's a genuine . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Was at the Rob Roy v. Pollok game tonight. I knew the game was close to finishing when I overheard a man tell his pal that the referee was looking at his whistle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Was at the Rob Roy v. Pollok game tonight. I knew the game was close to finishing when I overheard a man tell his pal that the referee was looking at his whistle. I got a Clach game finished recently by politely asking the ref to look at his fucking watch. The power... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Happy birthday to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Happy birthday to you too. Bunch of c***s on here imagining themselves as being heroes in similar circumstances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Happy birthday to you too. Bunch of c***s on here imagining themselves as being heroes in similar circumstances. The quadruple Scottish Leaders going down well? 10 days off the sauce and I'm a holier than thou p***k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 20 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to you Mashed potatoes and stew You look like a monkey (I've no idea if this is true) And you smell like one too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 8 hours ago, SweeperDee said: Happy birthday to me. ^^^ Waiting on the birthday card from his dad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 (edited) 12 days and no booze. Doing fine except my shampoo smells exactly like Whyte & Mackay so shower time brings some cravings. Saying that, I'd better check it is actually shampoo and I've not been using a half bottle I'd stashed in the bathroom. Edited September 1, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 12 days and no booze. Doing fine except my shampoo smells exactly like Whyte & Mackay so shower time brings some cravings. Saying that, I'd better check it is actually shampoo and I've not been using a half bottle I'd stashed in the bathroom. I can just picture that bottle of 'White & McKay (with liquour)' with exactly the same design as Head & Shoulders (with eucalyptus), most likely bought from Aldi / Lidl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 ^^^ Waiting on the birthday card from his dad. Don't think I'm worthy of a card this year. 22 must be the shittest birthday ever. [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 50 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I can just picture that bottle of 'White & McKay (with liquour)' with exactly the same design as Head & Shoulders (with eucalyptus), most likely bought from Aldi / Lidl. The boozepoo must be in my gym bag. Just used normal shampoo today. You're probably right and I've been using some Lidl version of Baileys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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