The big chair Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Thanks again for the heads up on the poundland bovril. Just had one and it was like a little piece of heaven in a small beige cup. I feel so warm and happy inside again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Thanks again for the heads up on the poundland bovril. Just had one and it was like a little piece of heaven in a small beige cup. I feel so warm and happy inside again. Glad you enjoyed it I quite fancy one myself now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Best bovril iv had was at Stenhousemuir Sounds about right. East Fife do a no-too-shabby one on a brisk day also. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Sounds about right. East Fife do a no-too-shabby one on a brisk day also. I don't trust the East Fife pie shop after I was sold a cold, raw pie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I don't trust the East Fife pie shop after I was sold a cold, raw pie Oh without a doubt, the pies at Bayview are somewhere in-between toenails and smegma, but the Bovril there is different gravy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Thanks again for the heads up on the poundland bovril. Just had one and it was like a little piece of heaven in a small beige cup. I feel so warm and happy inside again. Oh no,no,no. A Kilmarnock fan previously unaware of the stock in Poundland? It's almost Christmas, surely you'll have burgled at least three of them this month? Tune in for my next reply, which may include mother-in-law or airplane food jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Turns out yoda wasn't far wrong when he claimed the Inverness High School was the worst school in Scotland. Turns out it's one of the worst-performing schools in thr country and the worst in the Highlands, only 1% of pupils received 5 or more highers this year. By comparison, 15% Millburners received 5 or more. Just to top it all off, it describes the catchment area as being deprived. Fucking Inverness Courier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 only 1% of pupils received 5 or more highers this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 (edited) Only 1% of pupils received 5 or more highers this year. That's absolutely horrendous! Edit: just checked my old school and its equivalent figure was 75%, with 25% of pupils getting 5 As. Granted it's an independent school, but the disparity there is absolutely massive... Edited December 17, 2010 by Ad Lib 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I have a mate in Dundee got fraped by his flatmate a few days ago, proper style, signing him up to about 400 'gay' pages. Today he got an email by a person wanting him to become a rent boy for $1000 an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I have a mate in Dundee got fraped by his flatmate a few days ago, proper style, signing him up to about 400 'gay' pages. Today he got an email by a person wanting him to become a rent boy for $1000 an hour. $1000 an hour you say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 $1000 an hour you say? Get on the blower to Falkirk Jobcentre, if you're gagging to fill the slot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Get on the blower to Falkirk Jobcentre, if you're gagging to fill the slot. Snigger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I am being left unattended this evening and the options available to me are as follows 1) Go to gym, early bed and up at 9am for gym tomorrow morning before heading to football (weather permitting) 2) Read book, late bed, up in time for pitch inspection 3) Bottle of dog and 8 cans. Football likely to be a right off Decisions, decisions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I am being left unattended this evening and the options available to me are as follows 1) Go to gym, early bed and up at 9am for gym tomorrow morning before heading to football (weather permitting) 2) Read book, late bed, up in time for pitch inspection 3) Bottle of dog and 8 cans. Football likely to be a right off Decisions, decisions. Get the Mad Dog then take a book to the gym. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I am being left unattended this evening and the options available to me are as follows 1) Go to gym, early bed and up at 9am for gym tomorrow morning before heading to football (weather permitting) 2) Read book, late bed, up in time for pitch inspection 3) Bottle of dog and 8 cans. Football likely to be a right off Decisions, decisions. You really don't deserve your testicles if you choose anything other than option three. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I am being left unattended this evening and the options available to me are as follows 1) Go to gym, early bed and up at 9am for gym tomorrow morning before heading to football (weather permitting) 2) Read book, late bed, up in time for pitch inspection 3) Bottle of dog and 8 cans. Football likely to be a right off Decisions, decisions. 3. Graeme Cowie likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerwick Lad Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Check out the Europa league draw thread on Misc Football. Is it really that difficult to work out I am taking the piss? Sense of humour levels = 1/10 over there. Maybe I am being a dick = comments welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Check out the Europa league draw thread on Misc Football. Is it really that difficult to work out I am taking the piss? Sense of humour levels = 1/10 over there. Maybe I am being a dick = comments welcome. ^^^ Trying too hard. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 (edited) Trying too hard. ^^^ Edited December 17, 2010 by SoapMactavish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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