tree house tam Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 40 minutes ago, Chris_DK said: Need a secret Santa gift for a new lassie that's only recently joined. I know her name and that's about it. Not a scobbie what to get (£6 limit, no alcohol, food or perfume). Any ideas? Chocolate flavoured vibrator and testicle stress balls is the standard choice. Cost under £10, she's worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 43 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: £6???? What a strange limit to have. That used to get what was called a "party bag" in my young days in Dunfermline. A tab of acid, a wee bit of speed and some hash. Excellent VFM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 9 hours ago, YHallSaint said: Mrs has fallen out with me, I don't think I've done anything wrong what's the pnb opinion Picked Mrs up after work from friends house Was asked to in to said friends house even though I said I wanted to get home Stayed longer than originally told Needed a shit Took said shit Problem with toilet (out of order) no one said Big debacle about blocked toilet Few basins of water drama over Hour of constant nagging from Mrs I don't think I done anything wrong I'm sleeping on the couch She sounds like a nutter tbh. Need to get her telt that she can't act like a loon or you're off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Chris_DK said: Need a secret Santa gift for a new lassie that's only recently joined. I know her name and that's about it. Not a scobbie what to get (£6 limit, no alcohol, food or perfume). Any ideas? Use the £6 to buy craft materials and construct a life sized replica of The Anal Intruder out of Top Secret. I'm surprised no one else has suggested that tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 9 hours ago, YHallSaint said: Mrs has fallen out with me, I don't think I've done anything wrong what's the pnb opinion Picked Mrs up after work from friends house Was asked to in to said friends house even though I said I wanted to get home Stayed longer than originally told Needed a shit Took said shit Problem with toilet (out of order) no one said Big debacle about blocked toilet Few basins of water drama over Hour of constant nagging from Mrs I don't think I done anything wrongI'm sleeping on the couch You absolute fucking sap. If you've done nothing wrong (and as far I can see you haven't, although maybe you're not telling us everything?) then why the f**k would you sleep on the couch? Tell her to sleep on the couch if she's so upset. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 That used to get what was called a "party bag" in my young days in Dunfermline. A tab of acid, a wee bit of speed and some hash. Excellent VFM. Don't think I've regretted leaving Fife until now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Need a secret Santa gift for a new lassie that's only recently joined. I know her name and that's about it. Not a scobbie what to get (£6 limit, no alcohol, food or perfume). Any ideas? A Serbian Film is available from Amazon for about £4. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 I'm going to bring it round to the father in laws as a possible alternative for the Time for heroes DVD on Christmas Day. Seems a good idea to get out of future invites to the in laws and perhaps a divorce chucked in to the bargain. And you might even be able to watch it if someone holds your hand... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 In Tesco earlier I saw them selling Salted Caramel Kahlua. Quite intrigued by it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 I like these sort of quizzes, but c'mon... Who plays here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 I like these sort of quizzes, but c'mon...Who plays here? Peterhead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Peterhead? When they were both still Highland League, maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 In Tesco earlier I saw them selling Salted Caramel Kahlua. Quite intrigued by it. Sounds a fine dessert drink! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 I can see a few P&B VL's being interested in this virtual wife form those crafty Japanese scientists. Covered on the BBC here http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38337758 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 In Tesco earlier I saw them selling Salted Caramel Kahlua. Quite intrigued by it. Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 BBC news channel has basically turned into The Day Today. They've just had a feature on a street dancer who dances to their own theme tune, getting him to do the full dance in the studio. He finished off with a flip and stacked it pretty badly. Minter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Romeo said: I can see a few P&B VL's being interested in this virtual wife form those crafty Japanese scientists. Covered on the BBC here http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38337758 Mrs VikingTon. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Romeo said: I can see a few P&B VL's being interested in this virtual wife form those crafty Japanese scientists. Covered on the BBC here http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38337758 Are there any, errr, attachments available? Asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/4788972.Dorset_firm_recalls__paedophile__mouse/?ref=twtrec 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Sounds nothing like "Paedophiles". "Dorset Mum" is one for the watching IMO. Or was, seven years ago. Bit late now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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