smpar Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Aye, having googled it just now it seems my minds eye has rose tinted glasses on, or more accurately a rose tinted monocle. I would say it looked sexy as f**k on anybody over a 6/10 maybe, provided it wasn't shaved to the bone. A 1 or 2 on the clippers was ideal. Just googled it there and aye, some of them definitely climb up the wid scale with an undercut. Googled This is England undercut as well, and the following picture came up. pretty much sums up what that hairstyle can do for some. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 [emoji848] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Domino's finally open a store in Dalkeith later today. Greatest thing to happen in Dalkeith since The Park nightclub opened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Domino's finally open a store in Dalkeith later today. Greatest thing to happen in Dalkeith since The Park nightclub opened. A Time for Heroes m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 12 hours ago, paranoid android said: Lassie at work got married yesterday - she's been on Facebook all day today when she should be getting rode raw. Shirley no! Get him telt!! Poor start, probably fall at the next fence. I blame the jockey, can't keep control of the mare on the big day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 It'd be hard to find a better example 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Remember circa 2010-2012ish, lots of women had that kind of haircut where one side of their heid was shaved, a la Skrillex? I wish that would come back in fashion, I loved it. In the mid 90's the gabber (hardcore) scene in the Netherlands had a uniform or sorts. The guys had a completely shaved head and girls had an undercut. Both of them wore an Aussie tracksuit rounded off with Air Max 90's. Basically their version of a NED. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 27 minutes ago, throbber said: https://www.rt.com/viral/372543-semen-syringe-squirter-arrested/ Stories like this don't even surprise me any more but heres a guy who ejaculated into syringes and then squirted his sperm at unsuspecting ladies in a shopping mall. What a w****r. You have to commend his aim. I struggle for accuracy with even generous targets like "not in my hair". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 he probably did it into some larger vessel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 If you go on messenger and type in dankland, this mad bot thing will make memes of your pictures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Nearly spat coffee on my screen there - i had a nasty misfiring at the weekend myself come to think of it. Maybe he didn't shoot it straight into the syringe, he probably did it into some larger vessel and then sucked it up afterwards, thats how i would do it anyway. After that, how would you get it into the syringe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Would you not be able to suck it up into the syringe when the plunger was down at the bottom and then shoot the sperm out when the plunger is at the top? So long as you shot your load into an impermeable material it shouldn't be much hassle sucking it up into the syringe i don't think. I could be wrong though. I was just curious as to how you were 'sucking it up' as you didn't specify that the syringe would be the sucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Sperm is a fucking disgusting word What do you prefer? Ejaculate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Every time I see a G4S van, I remember seeing a prison van pulling away from court in Nottingham with the sound of continuous banging and a desperate male squeal screaming "help me, I'm f***ing innocent, don't take my life from me, please!!!! nooooooooo!!!". Spine chilling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Sperm is a fucking disgusting word Spongle is worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Whatever you call it I either got some of it, or some satinwood paint on my new black tshirt this morning. A decorator's wipe seems to have got the worst of it off anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Dont know. Just find sperm a creepy word What about splooge? or Knuckle children? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Spunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I'll leave this here... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Never heard of that until now.... His eyes burned into hers like amethysts. He engulfed her in his muscular arms and threw her roughly across the counter. "Take me, Alejandro!" She screamed, but in his passion he had deposited his spongle all over her tabbard. Excerpt taken from "The Shop Girl and the Spanish Prince" by Barbara Cartland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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