BFTD Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Not sure why you felt the need to specify that they were an "old pair". She's been dead seventy years... unless you know something we don't? They could have been a fresh, unused pair that she bought right before she...err, bought it. Disturbingly, their value probably relies upon how soiled they are Wait a minute...did Throbber come into some money recently? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 They surely won't still have Eva's scent on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 How long does panty stank generally last, Throbs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 I have never been round a pair that are 70 years old anyway! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 They could have been a fresh, unused pair that she bought right before she...err, bought it. Disturbingly, their value probably relies upon how soiled they are Wait a minute...did Throbber come into some money recently? [emoji33] He's been drinking slightly less I believe, so he probably has the money for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 He's maybe hoping Hitler's saliva is still on them. Create a Nazi Park theme park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Working in Leith, couldn't believe I seen a banner celebrating the Queens jubilee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 The Gulnar Tandoori in Larbert is fuckin class! Cannae beat coming home from work on a Monday and getting that f**k cooking feeling[emoji38] The fact they are the strip sponsor for Stenhousemuir yet you can't buy their food at games is a travesty. Back in the mid to late 90's when we were sponsored by Four in One you got pakora etc at the pie shop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 FYI Larbert is a fucking midden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Four in One does a job. Everything they sell is OK. The pizzas aren't as good as a Domino's/Pizza Hut, the chips and cheese not as good as an Enrico's, the pakora not as good as the Gulnar but when you've had 9 pints and just witnessed Stenhousemuir football club take a shoeing from some absolute gang, it's an adequate accompaniment to a bottle of MD twenty oblique twenty on the train back to Glasgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 I grew up in wonderful Stenhousemuir and as boring as the greater Stenhousemuir metropolitan area is, it's a very good place to raise a family. Plenty of green spaces for a kick about and a mere 15 mins on the circular (half, return) for the teenage lads to enjoy a half in Firkins in Falkirk and be back before your mother suspects you've been drinking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 If you're looking for 1970's kitchen chic, I'd suggest the Crown. Its veneer work surface type tables an able accompaniment to the trench foot like experience of the gents. One the CAMRA boys seem to have overlooked. The valley used to be the dumping ground of scum (40 years ago) but in reality it's now just good quality council houses with good people living there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: They could have been a fresh, unused pair that she bought right before she...err, bought it. Disturbingly, their value probably relies upon how soiled they are Wait a minute...did Throbber come into some money recently? No but GMan (Dundee version) did... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 20 minutes ago, Günther said: I thought it was a Midden until I went down on your Mum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 29 minutes ago, Günther said: I thought it was a Midden until I went down on your Mum, now I even find the whole of the East of Glasgow a beautiful place... I'm no surprised you went down on a 65 year old woman. I've seen your burd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 The Gulnar is indeed brilliant. The patter from Gunther is fucking honking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 The Crown will happily refrigerate your carry out for you. They're just happy you'd even consider stopping for a drink before moving onto a bench in Stenhousemuir primary school grounds. I once pitched up at the front door at 10.55am, 6 cans of Tennents cradled in an off licence polly bag (I'd bought them the night prior). 'Jam', the head barman showed up at 10.58am and said 'just going round the back to open up'. A minute later the door swung open and I walked in. There were three old men at the bar, each 4/5ths through their pint of Tennents 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 The best place for a drink in Stenhousemuir is actually 'The Dykes', or 'The Stables' as it's now known. It's tucked up in a housing estate by my mum and dad's but the food is reasonable and they have a large beer garden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR #1 Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 I'll be trying this Gulnar for my Curry this weekend after reading this thread. 8 years i've stayed in the Falkirk area and not yet found a decent Indian/Kebab takeaway yet. The chippies are shite too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Actually the idea of a kebab kiosk at a fitbaw sounds genius! You can get donner kebabs at Köln's ground 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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