Ranaldo Bairn Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, (._.) said: What is 'dog toffee' ? Is it a derogatory term? Is there toffee for dogs? Dugshite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 The Cobbler returns... Got a few messages from him, on both profiles, last night but decided to dingy them until today because, well, it's funnier and also I couldn't be arsed with him in my leisure time. Save that shit for when I'm skiving from work. But I also got a coupla messages from my lady friend. Basically saying he phoned her up a few times in the middle of the night to give her abuse. So she's reporting him to the Polis. But, even if I wanted to, I can't reply! Why you may ask? Well someone reported my posting of the same screenies you lot got on a facebook group (called UUUM Absurd Interactions... self explanatory. Good laugh. Filled with absolute melters and "heids gone" on facebook). Annoyingly it seems I wasn't banned for posting the images but the content of them (Facebook doesn't like the word c**t it seems) and, doubly annoyingly, it was reported by someone in that group. But that's another story. So I jump onto my other profile and someone asks me why and I explain the story, as above, and I get banned from THAT profile for using the word c**t in my explanation (in the same group so it's the same person reporting me it seems). So I'm now banned from Facebook for 24 hours so can't reply to him. That might be a good thing seeing as the fuzz are now involved. Still gonna hit him with that Alex Salmond slurping soup pic as soon as my ban's over tho' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 One million people watch 500ft snooker trick shot http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38573364 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 f**k OFF, ZEN. The Greek shagger is back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 minute ago, smpar said: f**k OFF, ZEN. The Greek shagger is back. Calm down dear, we have 24 hours before this can get interesting once more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Calm down dear, we have 24 hours before this can get interesting once more. That time should be used to strategically construct a response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Anyway.. a slight bit of further information. It seems he grassed me up good and proper to her about "all the things I was saying". (before anyone gets excited it seems that's not his number. She'd already blocked his number so he used a pals or something) But she wanted to know what I had been sending to him. So I showed her all the screen grabs. She approved. She particularly loved the Portillo picture. But thinks it's all over now so reckons I should stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 minute ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Anyway.. a slight bit of further information. It seems he grassed me up good and proper to her about "all the things I was saying". (before anyone gets excited it seems that's not his number. She'd already blocked his number so he used a pals or something) But she wanted to know what I had been sending to him. So I showed her all the screen grabs. She approved. She particularly loved the Portillo picture. But thinks it's all over now so reckons I should stop. f**k what she reckons. Keep winding him up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 In a way, his last message made me feel a bit sorry for him. Was "falling in love with her". Not sure it's the right thing to do to keep taking the piss. Even though I was positively encouraging it yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Dee Man said: f**k what she reckons. Keep winding him up. His profile's linked on one of the previous posts. I'm not saying I want everyone sending him Greggies for the rest of the day or anything. Just saying it's a possibility open to all... Edited January 10, 2017 by AsimButtHitsASix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Just now, Bully Wee Villa said: In a way, his last message made me feel a bit sorry for him. Was "falling in love with her". Not sure it's the right thing to do to keep taking the piss. Even though I was positively encouraging it yesterday. That seems like even more of a reason to keep taking the piss, use that against him. Kick him whiles he's down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Oh, and I quite liked Zen's trick shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Push this facking mag all the way. Fat faced, bearded to55er. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Just now, Bully Wee Villa said: In a way, his last message made me feel a bit sorry for him. Was "falling in love with her". Not sure it's the right thing to do to keep taking the piss. Even though I was positively encouraging it yesterday. I imagine he's a Fatal Attraction type who falls in love with every woman who he has ever been with and sees them as his property from the moment they meet. I'll bet Penelopi Pitstop isn't the first woman he has bombarded with sinister messages after he has been dinghyed. I also wouldn't be surprised if he has a freezer full of women's heads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Is Hamish McLaren XBL? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Candlelit? Sounds dreamy. Wait...what flavour of Space Raiders? And what shoes would you wear? How about some understated black suede dessert boots? Would it be devilish to go for Pickled Onion starter and main? How about Beef? I'm not a fan of the spicy ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 26 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: In a way, his last message made me feel a bit sorry for him. Was "falling in love with her". Not sure it's the right thing to do to keep taking the piss. Even though I was positively encouraging it yesterday. He's a creepy misogynist maniac. Don't feel sorry for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Alright, you've convinced me. Get those Portillos headed his way! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Have we seen pics of lady Penelopi? Surely this is a pics or GTF scenario?? Shh - possibly hairier than Hamish - best not to ask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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