Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 (edited) Looking good, could pass for a 99 year old, a mummified Egyptian, or GrannyDanger. Edited November 10, 2016 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Looking good, could pass for a 99 year old, a mummified Egyptian, or GrannyDanger. That last one's a bit harsh on Kirk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Trump gets elected for being a racist, sexist bigot. I end up in the c**t's house at work for looking at some daft boot the wrong way. It's a sair fecht. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 On 09/11/2016 at 13:57, Hedgecutter said: Opened a toilet cubicle door to find an enormous turd standing in the bowl. I never knew that such things were humanly possible, it's at least the size of a Subway footlong. I thought the spoiler in your signature was part of the post for a second there. Couldn't have paid me to click on it Spoiler 30 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Trump gets elected for being a racist, sexist bigot. I end up in the c**t's house at work for looking at some daft boot the wrong way. It's a sair fecht. Was "the wrong way" anything like this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 When you have important work to be done, it's good to be prepared.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: When you have important work to be done, it's good to be prepared.. Mother-in-law asked you to help her with some important work in the bathroom while the house is empty for the night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 When you have important work to be done, it's good to be prepared.. What are using to dissolve the body? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 34 minutes ago, Swarley said: What are using to dissolve the body? Manageable-sized pieces is the name of the game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Manageable-sized pieces is the name of the game. Were you getting tips from Gunther? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Going by the news today, I don't think I've ever actually heard a song by Leonard Cohen, aside from other people's cover versions of that appalling Hallelujah song. Not sure how I've managed this, considering I've been well aware of who he is for decades 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Happy Poppy Day everyone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Went out for a few beers and a feed with my mate last night, all very sedate. Missed my train home by seconds and meant a 30 min wait for the next one. If you ever find yourself waiting for a train at Queens Park and decide to nip across the road to MacDonners for some veg pakora, I can advise that whilst it was very nice, the rectal prolapse the following day might not be quite worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Went out for a few beers and a feed with my mate last night, all very sedate. Missed my train home by seconds and meant a 30 min wait for the next one. If you ever find yourself waiting for a train at Queens Park and decide to nip across the road to MacDonners for some veg pakora, I can advise that whilst it was very nice, the rectal prolapse the following day might not be quite worth it. I find that with spicy food, the better it is on the way in, the worse it is on the way out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 32 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Going by the news today, I don't think I've ever actually heard a song by Leonard Cohen, aside from other people's cover versions of that appalling Hallelujah song. Not sure how I've managed this, considering I've been well aware of who he is for decades I'm slightly worried that by the year's end, I will have no music heroes left. Cohen's music is often regarded as depressive. I won't argue with that, much, considering one of my favourite songs is "Closing Time" from "The Future". He always had brilliant female backing singers. I liked his music, he will be missed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 36 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Happy Poppy Day everyone Poppies = Heroin. Maybe they should think about getting a new symbol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I've just heard a guy die I think. I work on Gordon Street, heard a scream and then loads of sirens, turns out someone has jumped out a window on the 4th floor about 100 yards away. Grim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Just now, Sonsteam of 08 said: I've just heard a guy die I think. I work on Gordon Street, heard a scream and then loads of sirens, turns out someone has jumped out a window on the 4th floor about 100 yards away. Grim. I know he's not popular on here (I don't mind him though), but that's an extreme step for the lad to have taken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: I know he's not popular on here (I don't mind him though), but that's an extreme step for the lad to have taken. The po po left a message on his voicemail asking for a call back regarding "tampered electrics" and "misappropriated funds". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Is nizzy called stephen nisbet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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