AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I hate group trips. Everything's decided on by commitee and f**k all gets done and if anyone tries to take charge a bit to bring folk to a decision they get looked at like a p***k for telling folk what to do. Then, no matter how big the group is, there's always one fucker who doesn't want to do what everyone else does and goes in the huff when they're telt tae bolt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I've got a stag doo with 48 folk coming up. f**k knows how this is gonna work, I imagine we'll split into groups pretty early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 23 hours ago, Tynieness said: I am away to London this weekend with my mates. We get away every year and it's brilliant. Only problem is I have an interview on Monday afternoon but will hopefully be recovered. Is this you're annual assessment by Div to determine you're suitability as a Mod? If you turn up pished and dishevelled with a real insulting attitude I reckon you'll be OK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 23 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Is this you're annual assessment by Div to determine you're suitability as a Mod? If you turn up pished and dishevelled with a real insulting attitude I reckon you'll be OK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Sorry. I do know the difference. What's worse is that I think I typed your then changed it to you're. I should probably kill myself as an act of redemption. I'll let you know if I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Tynieness said: Well that's not very nice now is it, if that was the criteria then you would be a shoe in you old curmudgeon. Is curmudgeon a polite version of c**t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tynieness said: Well that's not very nice now is it, if that was the criteria then you would be a shoe in you old curmudgeon. Shoo-in. Though I agree we should stick a shoe in that auld cu...rmudgeon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 2 hours ago, JamieT1314 said: I've got a stag doo with 48 folk coming up. f**k knows how this is gonna work, I imagine we'll split into groups pretty early. 48?! That's fucking mental. The one I organised was 17 folk and that was too big. 10-12 is the ideal number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 What a load of pish, They clearly never consulted P&B to be put right on the top postcodes, https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/653577/uks-most-desirable-postcodes-revealed-but-does-where-you-call-home-rank-in-the-top-spots/ Nowhere in Perthshire surprises me. Also AB31 needs to be in there. I guess they just polled weegies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: Not at all, I'm sure your family love you. No they don't, but at least they have enough respect not to hide their insults behind niceties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 As much as Glasgow is by far the best place to stay in Scotland, Neilston is a midden. It's safe to say that list is a lot of shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 3 hours ago, JamieT1314 said: I've got a stag doo with 48 folk coming up. f**k knows how this is gonna work, I imagine we'll split into groups pretty early. 48? Bloody hell. I thought I was having a mare trying to organise my brother's stag do with 12 turning up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 48? Bloody hell. I thought I was having a mare trying to organise my brother's stag do with 12 turning up. Glad I'm not organising it, groups from Glasgow, London and lyon all heading to albuferia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I've got a stag doo with 48 folk coming up. f**k knows how this is gonna work, I imagine we'll split into groups pretty early. 48 folk?! [emoji50]That has got utter carnage, several arrests, a minimum of five hospitalised and at least one death written all over it! Have a good one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I agree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Got a letter today saying that my electricity price is going down; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 However upon closer inspection said price decrease isn't all that great; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 You could turn that vibrating plastic fanny up to the next level to celebrate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 That address is pretty clear for all to see mate, some stalker will be up gazing in your window soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 The decrease figure is listed as a negative, so your bill should be going up. Still, at least everyone knows where you live now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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