Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Here we fucking go. Istanbul Reina nightclub attack 'leaves 35 dead'http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38481521 Dead including a young Israeli woman now [emoji20] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Don't eat cheese before you go to bed, we all had nightmares last night after doing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Only had a few pints yesterday. Home early so feeling fresh. Wish to f**k I had done that. At death's door this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Just done a shite that smells exactly like Southern Comfort. I haven't drank Southern Comfort since about 1998. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: Soup prepared. Cheese in the fridge. Biscuits and crackers in the cupboard. Time to open a beer and start cooking the main courses. #michelinstarmilesy I'm having a bowl of Tesco's own Crunchy Nut Cornflakes for breakfast. Might have some Frazzles later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Remember and bring cheese out fridge and let it come room temp before serving. Noted! [emoji846][emoji106] I'm having a bowl of Tesco's own Crunchy Nut Cornflakes for breakfast. Might have some Frazzles later. You enjoy those DA! [emoji846] -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Gin will literally be the death of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 55 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Gin will literally be the death of me. Gin hangovers are indeed brutal! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 2 hours ago, eddiemunster said: Just done a shite that smells exactly like Southern Comfort. I haven't drank Southern Comfort since about 1998. You have a really slow metabolism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 3 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Soup prepared. Cheese in the fridge. Biscuits and crackers in the cupboard. Time to open a beer and start cooking the main courses. #michelinstarmilesy Fancy another 2 for dinner? I really cba starting preparing with all this sport on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Happy New Years, enjoy your steak pie etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Fancy another 2 for dinner? I really cba starting preparing with all this sport on. Sorry pal, just read this or I'd have saved you's a portion and made a couple of spaces at the table! There's still plenty biscuits/crackers, cheeses and a load of beer and prosecco to get through though?! [emoji5] -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 (edited) 11 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Sorry pal, just read this or I'd have saved you's a portion and made a couple of spaces at the table! There's still plenty biscuits/crackers, cheeses and a load of beer and prosecco to get through though?! I've never been one to turn down beer Edited January 1, 2017 by Dazzle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 I hate New Year's Day. Having to wish people something that doesn't actually represent something - it's just another fucking day! Absolutely nothing changes except a number on a calendar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 17 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: beer and prosecco *LM klaxon* On my way! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 7 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Gin will literally be the death of me. Aye, so many folk will laugh at you for drinking gin you'll end up taking your own life. Happy New Year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Gin will literally be the death of me. Knocked over by a Gordon's lorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 30 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Aye, so many folk will laugh at you for drinking gin you'll end up taking your own life. Happy New Year. Bit rich considering you're the laughing stock of the site you old p***k. Salutations to you as well. c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Just now, Bert Raccoon said: Bit rich considering you're the laughing stock of the site you old p***k. Salutations to you as well. Reveal hidden contents c**t Harsh................................but fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Aye, so many folk will laugh at you for drinking gin you'll end up taking your own life. Happy New Year. At least it won't be a cold winter that does it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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