tree house tam Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 While driving up the side of Loch Ness switching radio channels, I somehow managed to tune in to the tour guide on a bus behind. Weird as f**k but very interesting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 I need to find somewhere local that does a good salt beef bagel. Brick Lane's too much of a mission 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 I be a swimmer of the cold night seas. You blocking my way. You a seaweed. I be a saint of the new and the beautiful. You stinking up my church. You a church meat. I be a witness for purity and truth. You twirling in mud. You a pig basically. I be an hourglass dripping my sand. You a broken clock. Buzz. That you. I be a boulder rolling down a hill. You on the hill. Crunch. That you. I be an apple; delicious and red. You a little radish. Blech. That you. I be a drum. BAM BAM BAM. You a bent flute. Pthhhh. That you. I be a beach in Rio de Janeiro. You a pit in Canada. Where a moose is. I be a good baby. You not that. I be a time child. You not that. I be strong. You not that. I be me. I win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just out of a bakers where the wifey behind the till asked the guy in front if he'd been charged yet. The coldest icy stare the world has ever seen would suggest that it's a bit early to reply with "only with gang rape". Jeez. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: What did Thomas learn? Some shit about trees, a big house, a castle, a boat trip they'd been on earlier and where the guys mother stayed across the other side of the loch. He must've been quite entertaining (or really bad) before I was listening because he got a round of applause from the passengers when he stopped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 This guy only got evicted. Man lived above Japanese toilet for three years. This woman's punishment was more harsh. Chinese woman was found to have lived in a hole in the ground in Beijing for 20 years, using the toilets at a nearby park for water and washing facilities. She was evicted and her hole filled with concrete. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-39693361 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 While driving up the side of Loch Ness switching radio channels, I somehow managed to tune in to the tour guide on a bus behind. Weird as f**k but very interesting [emoji38] Actually just thought of something, why would a tour bus broadcast on the radio? Don't they have speakers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 It wasn't on the radio just coming through an empty channel. My car was picking the guy on the microphone up, dont know how or why, just was. Every time we sped up it would lose signal. Obviously I slowed down when this happened Weird as f**k and I wasn't tripping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, tree house tam said: It wasn't on the radio just coming through an empty channel. My car was picking the guy on the microphone up, dont know how or why, just was. Every time we sped up it would lose signal. Obviously I slowed down when this happened Weird as f**k and I wasn't tripping. Radio reception around Loch Ness is notoriously poor. You were lucky to pick him and his bus up and good that it provided you with some entertainment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 This guy only got evicted.Man lived above Japanese toilet for three years. This woman's punishment was more harsh.Chinese woman was found to have lived in a hole in the ground in Beijing for 20 years, using the toilets at a nearby park for water and washing facilities. She was evicted and her hole filled with concrete. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-39693361 Like my missus the day after our wedding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Did you give him around of applause or just a little grin? Called him a fanny and sped off into the sunset. Edited April 25, 2017 by tree house tam Stupid phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Radio reception around Loch Ness is notoriously poor. You were lucky to pick him and his bus up and good that it provided you with some entertainment. Are you being deliberately obtuse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Radio reception around Loch Ness is notoriously poor. Unless you're trying to get Atlantic 252, there's nothing wrong with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just back home from my interview, thought it went well and was feeling chuffed with myself. Get in, put feet up and mum calls me saying she's got severe heart failure. f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just back home from my interview, thought it went well and was feeling chuffed with myself. Get in, put feet up and mum calls me saying she's got severe heart failure. f**k. Oooft. Sair one. Hope all is ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Oooft. Sair one. Hope all is ok. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Just back home from my interview, thought it went well and was feeling chuffed with myself. Get in, put feet up and mum calls me saying she's got severe heart failure. f**k. That's horrible mate. Hope the interview did go well as well, but more importantly hope the old dear makes a full and speedy recovery! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 That's horrible mate. Hope the interview did go well as well, but more importantly hope the old dear makes a full and speedy recovery! This is pretty much word for word what I was going to say. Good luck with everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Some shit about trees, a big house, a castle, a boat trip they'd been on earlier and where the guys mother stayed across the other side of the loch. He must've been quite entertaining (or really bad) before I was listening because he got a round of applause from the passengers when he stopped. Battle of the shirts is a good one, maybe a bit south though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-39710127 Dude crawls the London marathon dressed as a gorilla. Harambe is up in heaven rn and is so proud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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