Boostin' Kev Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 https://www.wiggazwithattitude.com/prodigy-the-nihilist-poet/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Amazing the sh*te people will try and sell on ebay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 (edited) 22 minutes ago, YER SISTERS YER MAW said: Amazing the sh*te people will try and sell on ebay I think it's the gay equivalent of of these Japanese used pants people buy. Quote Quaility used and abused Work wear. Obvious signs of use from road workers (real men). diesel/fuels/oil & tar smells & marks. P.S. Just noticed this too. Quote Dirtydudz coming soon. Edited June 21, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Pretty sure eBay brought in rules outlawing the sales of used knickers years ago. Spoiler So a mate tells me Spoiler (@throbber) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 So many quotable lines from this. The local pub is going heavy with Mobb Deep tonight. Word up son, wordyeah, to all the killers and a hundred dollar billas(yo I got the phone thing, knowmsayin', keep your eyes open)for real niggas who ain't got no feelings(keep your eyes open)(no doubt, no doubt son, I got this, I got this)(just watch my back, I got this first, yo)check it out now(word up, say it to them niggas, check this out it's a murda)[Prodigy]I got you stuck off the realness, we be the infamousyou heard of usofficial Queensbridge murderersthe Mobb comes equipped with warfare, bewareof my crime family who got nuff shots to sharefor all of those who wanna profile and poserock you in your face, stab your brain wit' your noseboneyou all alone in these streets, cousinevery man for theirself in this land we be gunnin'and keep them shook crews runnin'like they supposed tothey come around but they never come close toI can see it inside your faceyou're in the wrong placecowards like you just get they're whole body laced upwith bullet holes and suchspeak the wrong words man and you will get touchedyou can put your whole army against my team andI guarantee you it'll be your very last time breathin'your simple words just don't move meyou're minor, we're majoryou all up in the game and don't deserve to be a playerdon't make me have to call your name outyour crew is featherweightmy gunshots'll make you levitateI'm only nineteen but my mind is oldand when the things get for real my warm heart turns coldanother nigga deceased, another story gets toldit ain't nothin' reallyhey, yo dun spark the Phillieso I can get my mind off these yellowbacked niggaswhy they still alive I don't know, go figuremeanwhile back in Queens the realness is foundationif I die I couldn't choose a better locationwhen the slugs penetrate you feel a burning sensationgetting closer to God in a tight situationnow, take these words home and think it throughor the next rhyme I write might be about you[Chorus:]Son, they shook...'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooksscared to death, scared to lookthey shook'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooksscared to death, scared to looklivin' the live that of diamonds and gunsthere's numerous ways you can choose to earn funds...earn fundssome of 'em get shot, locked down and turn nunscowardly hearts end straight up shook ones...shook oneshe ain't a crook son, he's just a shook one...shook one[Havoc]For every rhyme I write, its 25 to lifeyo, it's a must the gats we trust safeguardin' my lifeain't no time for hesitationthat only leads to incarcerationyou don't know me, there's no relationQueensbridge niggas don't playI don't got time for your petty thinking mindson, I'm bigga than those claimin' that you pack heatbut you're scared to holdand when the smoke clears you'll be left with one in your dome13 years in the projects, my mentality is what, kidyou talk a good one but you don't want itsometimes I wonder do I deserve to liveor am I going to burn in hell for all the things I didno time to dwell on that 'cause my brain reactsfront if you want kid, lay on your backI don't fake jacks kid, you know I bring it to you livestay in a child's place, kid you out o' linecriminal minds thirsty for recognitionI'm sippin' E&J, got my mind flippin'I'm buggin' think I'm how bizar to hold my hustlin'get that loot kid, you know my functioncause long as I'm alive I'ma live illegaland once I get on I'ma put on, on my peoplereact mix to lyrics like Macs I hit your dome upwhen I roll up, don't be caught sleepin'cause I'm creepin'[Chorus:]Son, they shook...'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooksscared to death and scared to look (he's just a shook one)they shook...'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooksscared to death and scared to look(we live the live that of diamonds)they shook...'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooksscared to death and scared to lookthey shook...'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks, crooks..livin' the live that of diamonds and gunsthere's numerous ways you can choose to earn funds...earn fundsbut some of 'em get shot, locked down and turn nunscowardly hearts end straight up shook ones...shook oneshe ain't a crook son, he's just a shook one...shook oneYeah, yeah, yeahTo all the villains and a hundred dollar billasTo real brothers who ain't got no dealingsG-yeah, the whole Bridge, Queens get the money41st side (he's just a shook one)keepin' it real (you know)Queens get the money... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Ya Bezzer! said: The most terrifying day of the month - reset all passwords at work day. Cold sweat just thinking about it. Don't lock your self out during reset, don't lock your self out during reset, remember new passwords, remember new passwords....it's too much I can't take it!!!! Wouldn't be so bad if it was modern systems but we have weird old teletext style banking systems from 1980. If it helps. Fire your passwords up here so they are handy if you forget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Boostin' Kev said: So many quotable lines from this. The local pub is going heavy with Mobb Deep tonight. FTLDNFR* *Far too long, did not fucking read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 6 hours ago, Ya Bezzer! said: The most terrifying day of the month - reset all passwords at work day. Cold sweat just thinking about it. Don't lock your self out during reset, don't lock your self out during reset, remember new passwords, remember new passwords....it's too much I can't take it!!!! Wouldn't be so bad if it was modern systems but we have weird old teletext style banking systems from 1980. Top tip; just double your current password (i.e. if your password is 'seething' then make it 'seethingseething'). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Speaking of passwords, one of the places I work at enforces password changes every 30 days to the second. So, you're quite happily working away dealing with customers, when the POS you're working on suddenly logs you out and demands you log in with a new password. Coming up with something secure and memorable with a queue of increasingly tetchy people waiting can be a challenge. And yes, it remembers all your old ones so you can't re-use them, and seems to have some unstated min/max requirements for numbers and non-alphabet characters. I'd just use something like "c0ckw0mbl£" until I could think of something better, but nobody seems to know how to manually change passwords on these systems 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Speaking of passwords, one of the places I work at enforces password changes every 30 days to the second. So, you're quite happily working away dealing with customers, when the POS you're working on suddenly logs you out and demands you log in with a new password. Coming up with something secure and memorable with a queue of increasingly tetchy people waiting can be a challenge. And yes, it remembers all your old ones so you can't re-use them, and seems to have some unstated min/max requirements for numbers and non-alphabet characters. I'd just use something like "c0ckw0mbl£" until I could think of something better, but nobody seems to know how to manually change passwords on these systems Place where I worked IT guy said just change a number so started at Password01 then change to 02, 03 and so on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 21 minutes ago, Eednud said: Place where I worked IT guy said just change a number so started at Password01 then change to 02, 03 and so on. I may resort to this. I had it drilled into me that folk who do this are morons for so long that it goes against the grain, but I don't work in IT anymore, so f**k it. <badass.gif> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 David Villa meets the NY Knicks. He's just like a little babba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Place where I worked IT guy said just change a number so started at Password01 then change to 02, 03 and so on. Exactly what I used to do but then they upgraded the security to remember all passwords so now I use passwordmonthyear*I obviously don't use the word "password" as that would be stupid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40362094 She would certainly make my cream dispenser explode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, endieinreekie said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40362094 She would certainly make my cream dispenser explode. Ms Burger is quite an unfortunate name for a fitness enthusiast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Every morning the cleaner comes into my office and empties my bin. When she's done this she says "Thank you". I just don't get it. Why does she thank me after she empties my bin. She's a fucking weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: Every morning the cleaner comes into my office and empties my bin. When she's done this she says "Thank you". I just don't get it. Why does she thank me after she empties my bin. She's a fucking weirdo. Make her day. Say 'you are most welcome' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Make her day. Say 'you are most welcome' Without a word of a lie, her name is Karen Hill and her husband's name is Henry Hill! #Goodfellas #Goodcleanas #Hillception 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 31 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Tell her if she enjoys it that much theres plenty of that type of graft going at your house too. Between me and you, HSF doesnt seem like a grafter.... True. To busy looking forward to my trip to Lithuania leaving hoose husband Ruggy at home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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