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34 minutes ago, mizfit said:

Heard someone call another person "a fucking Nigel farage" as an insult earlier

That's quite an insult.  The only person who wouldn't be offended by that is Nigel Farage, and that's only because he's too much of a Nigel Farage to realise how offensive it is.

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Got the Sonos on in the kitchen whilst the kids are having breakfast. Just got a random playlist playing off my phone.  

Now, I'm usually on the ball when it comes to surreptitiously moving on to the next track if a song comes on with language not for little ears.

Was dealing with my son throwing a wobbly and failed to notice that Jarvis Cocker "c***s are still running the world" had come on.

My wife walked in just as he launched into the first chorus.

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Got the Sonos on in the kitchen whilst the kids are having breakfast. Just got a random playlist playing off my phone.  
Now, I'm usually on the ball when it comes to surreptitiously moving on to the next track if a song comes on with language not for little ears.
Was dealing with my son throwing a wobbly and failed to notice that Jarvis Cocker "c***s are still running the world" had come on.
My wife walked in just as he launched into the first chorus.


I once accidentally purchased the censored version of the Marshal Mathers LP on iTunes. Now I've got a child I'm finding that purchase is justifying itself.
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15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Just got a new £1 coin..

 

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You'll probably get an open top bus parade through Dunfermline now and the adulation of the whole town.

 

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