pandarilla Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 The Nazis certainly had the better costumes. Oh I don't know, those striped pyjamas were very slimming. Disclaimer:(As a history teacher I do not condone holocaust jokes.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Avoid farting Nazis. They tend to feel a bit gassy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Avoid farting Nazis. They tend to feel a bit gassy. Too far. Reported. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: I didn't realise the fuckers growled until I went to clap one that was sitting sprawled out in the beer garden of a pub I was in a few months back. I didn't want to argue with him as he looked as if he was on roids and hammering the gym 3 times a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Many of my earliest erections were thanks to Agnetha and Anni-Frid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Too far. Reported. What do you expect from a Tory? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: Many of my earliest erections were thanks to Agnetha and Anni-Frid. Now you wear their clothes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Too far. Reported. ^^^ a bit grassy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Working on a job in Kirkcaldy and one of the guys on the job has a 'no regrets' tattoo on his neck that he's in the process of getting removed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Just got home and my Portuguese neighbours are having a BBQ, done a bit of lurking and kidding on I'm interested in them and what they have to say and am now reaping the benefits. Absolutely delicious, they know how to do it, no burgers or chicken legs here, all marinated goodness. I'll save my micro penne aribiata til tomorrow night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Haha, She's welcome to them. I'm thrashing her prawns and chorizo. It's only fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: Just got home and my Portuguese neighbours are having a BBQ, done a bit of lurking and kidding on I'm interested in them and what they have to say and am now reaping the benefits. Absolutely delicious, they know how to do it, no burgers or chicken legs here, all marinated goodness. I'll save my micro penne aribiata til tomorrow night. My team: Celtic Quelle surprise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew Brees said: Haha, She's welcome to them. I'm thrashing her prawns and chorizo. It's only fair. Thrashing her prawn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Thrashing her prawn. I've just had a bite of her sweetcorn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Wait a minute, Tom Wolfe of "Bonfire of the Vanities" fame, is a music supervisor on that show? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I did a good deed on Sunday and picked up a group of damsels in distress (they flagged me down, I didn't kerb crawl them). They were Eastern European air hostesses and had misjusdged their attire for the Scottish summer (it was pissing down and they'd left a country hotel to walk to the bus stop). Had they been typical hitchhikers (white gap year types with dreadlocks) I'd have driven by them and possibly flicked the V's but for three ladies in high heels etc blocking the road I stopped. I feel very shallow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I did a good deed on Sunday and picked up a group of damsels in distress (they flagged me down, I didn't kerb crawl them). They were Eastern European air hostesses and had misjusdged their attire for the Scottish summer (it was pissing down and they'd left a country hotel to walk to the bus stop). Had they been typical hitchhikers (white gap year types with dreadlocks) I'd have driven by them and possibly flicked the V's but for three ladies in high heels etc blocking the road I stopped. I feel very shallow. A good deed is a good deed, the motivation for it shouldn't matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs B is going to be well impressed with how ITK I am when I predict the grisly discoveey of 3 maimed air hostesses then predict the killer to be an eccentric loafer obsessed aristocrat who was found springing around the woods at the burial site in his Hunter wellies Profiling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs B is going to be well impressed with how ITK I am when I predict the grisly discoveey of 3 maimed air hostesses then predict the killer to be an eccentric loafer obsessed aristocrat who was found springing around the woods at the burial site in his Hunter wellies I was sweating like Norman Bates (was just out of the sauna and even after a shower and some cold air from the hair dryer I couldn't cool down) but I promise they were all safely deposited at the bus stop fully intact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 47 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Seen some wee scrote absolitrly haring it across the Falkirk retail park there, straight across roads, between cars, lowping wee barriers and diving through bushes etc with a copper in full sprint pursuing him. Pretty exciting but really gutted I will never get to know how it ended. The wee c**t should have got away but kudos to the solidly built cop with all his gear on who was belting it after him. Wee scrotes love a retail park. Every time I go to Hermiston Gait the police are busy cuffing some ne'er do well for nicking something out of Decathlon. They must realise they will raise suspicion even before they start stealing stuff. They couldn't look less like the sort of person that would be buying a riding crop or a compass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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