Kennboy1978 Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Got a pack of four Tesco Finest Belgian TRIPLE chocolate cookies for 36p. Out of date this evening, but they shan't last that long. After 12 tonight, neither will your bog roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Got a pack of four Tesco Finest Belgian TRIPLE chocolate cookies for 36p. Out of date this evening, but they shan't last that long. They are amazing. Love the white chocolate ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Celtic bid accepted for Hayes. Sunderland get permission to speak to McInness to speak to Sunderland...somewhere Standfree is screaming in to his jigsaw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 A rather unfortunate choice of photo, anyone on here recognise her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 A rather unfortunate choice of photo, anyone on here recognise her? Gemma Weasley of Parklife loves a good street-fingering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Harry Potter will be distraught. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 22 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Gemma Weasley of Parklife loves a good street-fingering. This is the only picture we have of her and we are so keen to find and she means so much to us we only have a picture of her in mid fisting on a night out and didn't have time to crop it. All above board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 This is the only picture we have of her and we are so keen to find and she means so much to us we only have a picture of her in mid fisting on a night out and didn't have time to crop it. All above board. Obviously just concerned friends or family. To be fair it's a good photo. Now I know what she looks like when she's getting a good famming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 I think she could be in Dundee... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 famming. Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Sitting watching Tv with my daughter and she says 'oh no, it's five to nine, I need to go to my room, love islands coming on', so I told her there's no rush, she has plenty of time before it starts. 'I know but my iPads at my mums so I'll have to get my laptop set up, and try and get the itv hub up and running and if I can't I'll have to get my sky go on my phone and watch it there. So I says 'what about your Tv, can't you watch it on your Tv? 'Oh ye, never thought of that that'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 47 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: I think she could be in Dundee... Cool, cool. What are the names of some nearby pubs? Asking for a mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Sitting watching Tv with my daughter and she says 'oh no, it's five to nine, I need to go to my room, love islands coming on', so I told her there's no rush, she has plenty of time before it starts. 'I know but my iPads at my mums so I'll have to get my laptop set up, and try and get the itv hub up and running and if I can't I'll have to get my sky go on my phone and watch it there. So I says 'what about your Tv, can't you watch it in your Tv?'Oh ye, never thought of that that'. Sweet Jesus. The youth of today. No doubt a bright lassy as well. Just, well, they're all fuckin morons. Sorry Drew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Sweet Jesus. The youth of today. No doubt a bright lassy as well. Just, well, they're all fuckin morons. Sorry Drew. Yip, she finished her dinner the other night and asked how long she has to wait before she can have a bath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Yip, she finished her dinner the other night and asked how long she has to wait before she can have a bath. Probably your fault. Will have told her not to go swimming with a full stomach at numerous points I bet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 12 hours ago, Drew Brees said: Sitting watching Tv with my daughter and she says 'oh no, it's five to nine, I need to go to my room, love islands coming on', so I told her there's no rush, she has plenty of time before it starts. 'I know but my iPads at my mums so I'll have to get my laptop set up, and try and get the itv hub up and running and if I can't I'll have to get my sky go on my phone and watch it there. So I says 'what about your Tv, can't you watch it on your Tv? 'Oh ye, never thought of that that'. What kind of parent would let their kids watch that shite? I'm calling the social services. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I lifted @Honest Saints Fan 's house and car keys on the way out this morning, despite having mine already in my jacket pocket I just absent mindedly thought hers were mine and picked them up. Means she's been stuck in the house all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Rugster said: I lifted @Honest Saints Fan 's house and car keys on the way out this morning, despite having mine already in my jacket pocket I just absent mindedly thought hers were mine and picked them up. Means she's been stuck in the house all day. Well i hope she's cleaned it and made the dinner. Not lying, scratching her arse, in her housecoat, watching Cash in the Attic. If everything is ship shape take her a can of lilt. Edited June 15, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 34 minutes ago, Rugster said: I lifted @Honest Saints Fan 's house and car keys on the way out this morning, despite having mine already in my jacket pocket I just absent mindedly thought hers were mine and picked them up. Means she's been stuck in the house all day. I think Josef Fritzl used that excuse too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 35 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Well i hope she's cleaned it and made the dinner. Not lying, scratching her arse, in her housecoat, watching Cash in the Attic. If everything is ship shape take her a can of lilt. Pretty much done f**k all. Had a wee hour nap when the baby went down for a sleep this afternoon. Did empty the dish washer though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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