philpy Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 You'll be fine, shingles is part of the herpes family. Well, they've delivered shingles quicker than the they deliver parcels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Just now, philpy said: Well, they've delivered shingles quicker than the they deliver parcels. You'll have to ask your wife about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, philpy said: The wife has the shingles. Thank f**k I've had chickenpox before. Oh, philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 A Pome for Philpy There was a young man of Black Bay, Who thought syphilis just went away, And felt that a chancre, Was merely a canker, Acquired in lascivious play. Now first he got acne vulgaris, The kind that is rampant in Paris, It covered his skin, From forehead to shin, And now people ask where his hair is. With symptoms increasing in number, His aorta’s in need of a plumber, His heart is cavorting, His wife is aborting, And now he’s acquired a gumma. Consider his terrible plight, His eyes won’t react to the light, His hands are apraxic His gait is ataxic, He’s developing gun-barrell sight. His passions are strong, as before, But his penis is flaccid, and sore, His wife now has tabes And sabre-shinned babies, She’s really worse off than a whore. There are pains in his belly and knees, His sphincters have gone by degrees, Paroxysmal incontinence, With all its concomitants, Brings on quite unpredictable pees. Though treated in every known way, His spirochetes grow day by day, He’s developed paresis, Converses with Jesus, And thinks he’s the Queen of the May. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Sorry to hear about your wife, Philpy. Make sure she has plenty of lucozade and ketchup pieces to keep her going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Sorry to hear about your wife, Philpy. Make sure she has plenty of lucozade and roast potato & ketchup pieces to keep her going. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Just now, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: FTFY I forgot about his 14 (fourteen) roast potatoes. Like he'd share those. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Saw them open for Korn at the SECC in 98 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 It's been a while, but after the annual summer lull, it's great to see Kabbadi back on the TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 It's been a while, but after the annual summer lull, it's great to see Kabbadi back on the TV. Been a long close season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 1 minute ago, NorthernJambo said: Been a long close season. There's no other Kabbadi league in the world that can provide this kind of entertainment. Literally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 70th minute substitute, serving 15 on the checkout in the last 20 minutes, then stacking a full shelf in injury time?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Just now, philpy said: 70th minute substitute, serving 15 on the checkout in the last 20 minutes, then stacking a full shelf in injury time?? At least he'll be there for the last 20 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Last day of the holiday today. Probably should be more miserable but I've got another one in three weeks time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 70th minute substitute, serving 15 on the checkout in the last 20 minutes, then stacking a full shelf in injury time?? I laughed at this far more than I should have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Last day of the holiday today. Probably should be more miserable but I've got another one in three weeks time. Mine is today, I can't wait to get back into work tomorrow, probably get more peace and quiet at work than I get at home tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Decided to pass the time at work reading the tony thread in P&B Gold. Had to stop, the sniggering was distracting my work colleagues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Had my debut today. Meh . Slow tempo Just good to be back where you belong? Boys made you feel welcome? Etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Aye got the pelters for coming back and the dundee are shite. Pretty much what I expected. Need more to life than this though Did you give them pelters when you left? "Aye, enjoying working for a shop ya brain dead mutants, I'm off to the big time!"There is more to your life than work though, mate. Irn bru for one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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