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4 hours ago, MONKMAN said:

There’s a Norwegian guy at my work called Torn Bjelland. An outstanding name.

I hope he one day meets a Norwegian girl I knew at college, Benta Dik.

(This is about the 4th time I'm mentioned her name, I make no apologies. Congrats to Herr and Fru Dik.)

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Just sent an email to a female colleague and started it with "Hope you are keeping busty".
Unintentional slip of the finger.
Spoiler Steady, now.
 
Is that HR calling you?
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56 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Just sent an email to a female colleague and started it with "Hope you are keeping busty".

Unintentional slip of the finger.

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Steady, now.

 

Starting an email with pish like that, if you had typed it correctly, should see you up in front of HR anyway.

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3 minutes ago, Rugster said:

I'm having sushi for my lunch and I've noticed on the ingredients listing it states "this product contains alcohol". WTF? 

Eating a raw herring while drinking a can of Carlsberg is not sushi.

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Ha. That's what I was expecting it would be like but strangely it hasn't. I'm on Champix for the second time, first time I didn't have the commitment to follow it through. This time I do.
Being a smoker for 40 years takes it's toll on a 53 year old. I knew that I couldn't go on smoking in the same manner for much longer. Thankfully, I've not suffered any noticeable effects of smoking but who knows what's going on inside. 
There's a long way to go but I'm determined to succeed. If a 60 a day man like me can do it, so can anyone.


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1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said:

I've only been off work for four days but a diet of nothing but Tennents and junk food has me resembling one of those fat lads you always see in bare knuckle boxing videos 

You have no choice but to make one of your own, calling all manner of folks out in a comically illiterate manner

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11 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Might be an extra bank holiday coming soon

 

Granny Danger seems to be getting a bit frazzled in the heat too. Sure I read him calling me a c**t yesterday more than once and failing to spell my username properly. Cause of death, "sauteed in white rioja". 

Liz will be fine as reptiles are cold blooded. 

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2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Granny Danger seems to be getting a bit frazzled in the heat too. Sure I read him calling me a c**t yesterday more than once and failing to spell my username properly. Cause of death, "sauteed in white rioja". 

Liz will be fine as reptiles are cold blooded. 

I'm actually now more excited about whether or not Limmy will do a "I had the pleasure of meeting the Queen once at a charity event, she was surprisingly funny and VERY down to earth"

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