Guest Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Last year in uni halls we had sinks in our room, which was quality. If you woke up in the middle of the night needing a piss you were grand, just had to saunder across your room and empty your sack. I once tried to have a go from my bed cos I couldn't be arsed. Didn't work tbh, just ended up pissing on the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Last year in uni halls we had sinks in our room, which was quality. If you woke up in the middle of the night needing a piss you were grand, just had to saunder across your room and empty your sack. I once tried to have a go from my bed cos I couldn't be arsed. Didn't work tbh, just ended up pissing on the floor. Again, aren't you such a fucking hero. Lazy, disgusting, semi human. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 I don't know what to do with the wean today. Suggestions please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 I don't know what to do with the wean today. Suggestions please Take him/her to the Falkirk Wheel. That should take up about 10 minutes of the day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 I don't know what to do with the wean today. Suggestions please Since my dad 'retired', his part time job is to take a couple of kids who have real behavioural/family problems on educational days out. The other day they went to the Falkirk wheel and then for a walk up to Antonine's wall. He said they really enjoyed it. If a couple of problematic teenagers enjoyed it, odds are your wee girl will as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Just had a rather embarrasing moment in Hotel . Went for a dump last night before bed and obviously used too much bog role. Woke up this morning and level of water in bog was still about 1" from the top. Fortunately the poo had flushed away,but paper obviously blocked in U-bend Had to get a maintenance guy to come to room and unblock it with a large plunger. This is the second time this has happened to me when visiting the states. Their plumbing systems obviously can't cope !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 I don't know what to do with the wean today. Suggestions please Sell it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 I don't know what to do with the wean today. Suggestions please At first glance, I thought that said weapon. Thankfully, I read it again before posting what would've turned out to be a rather 'unique' suggestion for an activity with a child. My apologies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Cheers for the suggestions. Sorry sarge, the value has dropped this week, not an ideal time to sell. Think a wee run up Carronbridge may be in order 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Cheers for the suggestions. Sorry sarge, the value has dropped this week, not an ideal time to sell. Think a wee run up Carronbridge may be in order Does she like running? Let her win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Does she like running? Let her win. I've met Sam. "Let" isn't a factor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest The Phoenix Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Riddled with fags and booze, jeezo Sam, I'd beat you at running. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Riddled with fags and booze, jeezo Sam, I'd beat you at running. Probably. Infact, that's a challenge. Gala Park, now!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Probably. Infact, that's a challenge. Gala Park, now!!!! I've pulled a calf muscle refereeing this morning, honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 (edited) Again, aren't you such a fucking hero. Lazy, disgusting, semi human. If I'd reached the sink I would've been a hero. I think a brave, noble lad is as far as I'd go, but I'm no hero. Edited March 5, 2011 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 First beer of the night opened. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh guid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 First beer of the night opened. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh guid For some reason im not in drinking mode,must be ill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 First beer of the night opened. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh guid I've not had a drink in 5 weeks and I've done a good 5-6 hours of solid work today (which covered most of what I hoped to do during the entire weekend) You have tempted me to go and buy some booze 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 For some reason im not in drinking mode,must be ill. MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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