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Things I don't understand No.53

Due to the Libyan CRISIS the Government has organised an EMERGENCY EU Summit in the middle of next week.

Where exactly in the dictionary due emergency and crisis get resolved by talking about it 6 days from now?

And how can an a meeting called for next week be called emergency?

I was reading this in a reasonable paper (reading The Independent at 04.00 doesn't assist insomnia)

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Things I don't understand No.53

Due to the Libyan CRISIS the Government has organised an EMERGENCY EU Summit in the middle of next week.

Where exactly in the dictionary due emergency and crisis get resolved by talking about it 6 days from now?

And how can an a meeting called for next week be called emergency?

I was reading this in a reasonable paper (reading The Independent at 04.00 doesn't assist insomnia)

The McCoist / Lennon enquiry is already booked in. Next week is the earliest available date in the diary.

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The McCoist / Lennon enquiry is already booked in. Next week is the earliest available date in the diary.

AAAAAhhhhhhh the important life threatening stuff 1st.

But the big question. Your new next door neighbour Gaddafi or Lennon,

A paranoid rabid raving manic or a deposed dictator.

'Cup of sugar Muammar?'

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AAAAAhhhhhhh the important life threatening stuff 1st.

But the big question. Your new next door neighbour Gaddafi or Lennon,

A paranoid rabid raving manic or a deposed dictator.

'Cup of sugar Muammar?'

:lol:

I'd swap either for the curtain flicking nosey parker, I've got currently.

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I'd swap either for the curtain flicking nosey parker, I've got currently.

tried a poster in the window - 'f**k off and watch the TV not me ya bawbag'

If they're not a friend/boss/colleague/official/bar staff you have to be nice to wheres the harm in honest bluntness.

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tried a poster in the window - 'f**k off and watch the TV not me ya bawbag'

If they're not a friend/boss/colleague/official/bar staff you have to be nice to wheres the harm in honest bluntness.

I took the coward's way out and put up a 6 foot high fence.

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Just had Word Gets Around blaring at work. Forgot what a fucking brilliant album that is.

I'm listening to Warren Zevon's Wind.

That's the album Wind by Warren Zevon as opposed to Warren pumping. He's dead anyway so he can't.....He certainly couldn't smell any worse.

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I'm listening to Warren Zevon's Wind.

That's the album Wind by Warren Zevon as opposed to Warren pumping. He's dead anyway so he can't.....He certainly couldn't smell any worse.

He does a track with The Boss on that album, doesn't he? Or am I thinking of someone else?

I'm glad Bruce isn't dead.

Edit: Not to say I'm glad that Warren Zevon is dead.

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He does a track with The Boss on that album, doesn't he? Or am I thinking of someone else?

I'm glad Bruce isn't dead.

Edit: Not to say I'm glad that Warren Zevon is dead.

Disorder in the House, one of my favourites ever.

Keep me in your heart....would bring the tears to a glass eye. He does the best Knockin on heavens door on that album. You'd never know his number was up!

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Walk past Greenock Celtic supporters club on my way to work.Thursday morning the recycle bins had more Buckie bottles than I've seen before*.

Jakie b*****ds.

* and I'm from Paisley.

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