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Just now, AsimButtHitsASix said:

Me and the missus have decided to pack in our jobs, move back to Scotland and have arranged for both of our last days at work to be the 21st December. The plan was for her to drive up a hire van (I aint got a license) with all our gear on the Saturday.

Then, yesterday, when I had spent a coupla hours looking at all our options for cheapest way to do so she reminds me that she can only drive automatics. Turns out automatic transmission vans are rarer than St. Johnstone players in Scotland squads so the new plan is to hire a car, take up SOME of our stuff, then put the rest in storage and get that in January instead.

Hassle.  

Bloody immigrants..coming here, stealing our jobs/benefits/houses.

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Just now, AsimButtHitsASix said:

Me and the missus have decided to pack in our jobs, move back to Scotland and have arranged for both of our last days at work to be the 21st December. The plan was for her to drive up a hire van (I aint got a license) with all our gear on the Saturday.

Then, yesterday, when I had spent a coupla hours looking at all our options for cheapest way to do so she reminds me that she can only drive automatics. Turns out automatic transmission vans are rarer than St. Johnstone players in Scotland squads so the new plan is to hire a car, take up SOME of our stuff, then put the rest in storage and get that in January instead.

Hassle.  

I don't know if you've big bits of furniture but a few companies hire a big 9 seater you can get in automatic (ie a transit site van but with seats). Enterprise are pretty reasonable for hire and one-way trips. 

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Just now, GordonD said:

Frayed knot. They don't even print your name.

I once got £10 for sending in a story about suspicious goings on with the the Blind Golf society in Dundee to the Funny Old World section.  

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/blind-golfers-eyesight-was-suspiciously-above-par-6584447.html

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3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I once got £10 for sending in a story about suspicious goings on with the the Blind Golf society in Dundee to the Funny Old World section.  

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/blind-golfers-eyesight-was-suspiciously-above-par-6584447.html

^^^ supergrass. #paidinformant.

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5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I once got £10 for sending in a story about suspicious goings on with the the Blind Golf society in Dundee to the Funny Old World section.  

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/blind-golfers-eyesight-was-suspiciously-above-par-6584447.html

I got a photo printed in a magazine but got fek all for it. f**k you Bauer Media! 

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14 hours ago, Dee Man said:

This crash at the Macau GP F3 is easily the best crash I've seen in motorsport. This is what the people really want to see...

https://globalnews.ca/video/4674962/sophia-floersch-injured-in-horrific-crash-at-f3-grand-prix-in-macau

Tough girl! She says she's fine, although she's going in for surgery tomorrow on her spine. 

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1 hour ago, AsimButtHitsASix said:

The Belfast Telegraph used my design for a "new" Northern Irish flag on their front page and I never even got a mention :(

Was it this:

Image result for ireland flag

46 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said:

Tough girl! She says she's fine, although she's going in for surgery tomorrow on her spine. 

Wid

Spoiler

@turboshandy

 

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2 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said:

Me and the missus have decided to pack in our jobs, move back to Scotland and have arranged for both of our last days at work to be the 21st December. The plan was for her to drive up a hire van (I aint got a license) with all our gear on the Saturday.

Then, yesterday, when I had spent a coupla hours looking at all our options for cheapest way to do so she reminds me that she can only drive automatics. Turns out automatic transmission vans are rarer than St. Johnstone players in Scotland squads so the new plan is to hire a car, take up SOME of our stuff, then put the rest in storage and get that in January instead.

Hassle.  

Does she have only one leg?

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