KnightswoodBear Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 My wife is a way on a "training course" down in Bristol, so I'm dropping the kids off at Nursery and then WFH for the days she's away. On a whim i decided to nip into McDonalds and get a breakfast. I've not had one from there for easily 10 years. I now remember why I haven't had a McDonalds breakfast for easily 10 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My wife is a way on a "training course" down in Bristol, so I'm dropping the kids off at Nursery and then WFH for the days she's away. On a whim i decided to nip into McDonalds and get a breakfast. I've not had one from there for easily 10 years. I now remember why I haven't had a McDonalds breakfast for easily 10 years. After reading this, I fancy an Egg McMuffin and McDonalds' coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My wife is a way on a "training course" down in Bristol, so I'm dropping the kids off at Nursery and then shagging the maid for the days she's away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: With any luck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shandon Par Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 85 y/o great granny coming to Edinburgh from USA and is looking to have sex. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2879541/american-gran-85-scotland-trip-sex-bucket-list-scottish-suitors-connie-williams-rachel-amiralian/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I’m half the VL’s on here would certainly be lining up. The granddaughter is certainly worth a go though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 This story in the middle of the one above also caugh my eye. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2878546/vibrator-school-show-tell-dundee/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I’m half the VL’s on here would certainly be lining up. The granddaughter is certainly worth a go though. There’s definitely more than 2 VL’s on here so you don’t account for half but good you’ve the confidence to admit it 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Ach, go on then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This story in the middle of the one above also caugh my eye. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2878546/vibrator-school-show-tell-dundee/ She should have started on the lowest setting first. Quote Stunned Claire Morrison 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: She should have started on the lowest setting first. Probably used the mains adapter rather than the AAs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 She’s that mortified she put it on Facebook and has sold it to a national paper... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 59 minutes ago, NJ2 said: She’s that mortified she put it on Facebook and has sold it to a national paper... There is absolutely no chance that this wasn't a cynical set up by the mother. None what so ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: 85 y/o great granny coming to Edinburgh from USA and is looking to have sex. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2879541/american-gran-85-scotland-trip-sex-bucket-list-scottish-suitors-connie-williams-rachel-amiralian/ Is that not the woman from the Tinder thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 4 hours ago, accies1874 said: Is that not the woman from the Tinder thread? She's not that bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44728507 Any PnB'ers ever went poaching for rhino horn and been eaten by a lion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44728507 Any PnB'ers ever went poaching for rhino horn and been eaten by a lion? Every fucking day, mate. Every fucking day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 We moved in to our new house today. The basement has a sauna. A FUCKING SAUNA. Yaaaaassssss!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!I really, really hope it works. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 We moved in to our new house today. The basement has a sauna. A FUCKING SAUNA. Yaaaaassssss!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!I really, really hope it works.Its just a fire and a bucket of water m8. Yiu should manage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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