GordonD Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Just in from stepson nr1 - a Thai buffet (his wife is Thai). Handy if you ever go to a really posh restaurant. Some places won't let you in without a Thai. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I have seen some of the most sensational females I have ever seen in my life today. We need more than this, pics too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Derek Patterson said: Just had a couple of beers last night. Roads quiet so out for a razz on the bike. Bit chilly! Where's that? Shitty parking btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Where's that? Shitty parking btw. Largs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Moomintroll said: 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: Who the f**k's this Shandon Par character? No idea, but I bet he has terrible fashion sense. That may call for a pic to disprove you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: I have seen some of the most sensational females I have ever seen in my life today. When you said you weee going to a new year pool party it went without saying to provide pics or gtf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 36 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: When you said you weee going to a new year pool party it went without saying to provide pics or gtf. I was just hoping it wasn't at Michael Barrymore's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 That may call for a pic to disprove you...I will rest easy tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 If I had a muff for a day I'd spend the vast majority of that day firing things up it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 7 hours ago, Dee Man said: I have seen some of the most sensational females I have ever seen in my life today. Fintry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 So The Revenant is just some c**t crawling aboot for 2 hours. Blonde pigeons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Quite a lot of bendy blurry stuff as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Folk talking about their dead pets having crossed the 'rainbow bridge' can just f**k off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 6 hours ago, paranoid android said: Folk talking about their dead pets having crossed the 'rainbow bridge' can just f**k off. What? Pets become gay when they die? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 We are going to finally get the truth about what happened on 9/11.Planes were hijacked and flown into prominent buildings, I thought that was fairly obvious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, throbber said: the same sort of hackers who email you saying they are going to send videos of you having a w**k to all of your contacts unless you pay them £500. You were done. Normal going rate is only £100. So my mate says, like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 If anyone has abandoned their shitey Dacia Duster outside the front of my house, can you kindly move it before I slash your tyers*. Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 It looks more like they’re going after the insurers who paid out billions in the aftermath rather than who was in the cockpit tbh. It might be all be a hoax though and the same sort of hackers who email you saying they are going to send videos of you having a w**k to all of your contacts unless you pay them £500.Correct thing to do is take the heat out of the situation by simply forwarding the video to all of your contacts yourself with a jokey tagline. Get out in front of it. A mate told me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 You never hear tales involving knob cheese.Anyone with a funny smegma story? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 I’d never heard of Louis CK until he was outed as a creepy masturbator and I still haven’t heard a single one of his jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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