hk blues Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, supermik said: At the last place that I worked at, all the guys there used to rave about some female that worked/owned a local cafe. Never saw her so never paid much attention to them about her. Was passing the place earlier and thought I would get something to eat. When I went in there was a pretty looking young blonde girl behind the counter. I thought she was pretty enough but maybe not to the extent that they were getting so excited about. After about 10 seconds I heard a female voice from through the back in the kitchen, next moment this absolute vision came through the door! Ho Lee Fuk! Nobody should be allowed to be that stunning, there should have been a warning notice on the front door telling you to keep a tight hold on your jaw to stop it hitting the floor! If I was 30 years younger..... I still wouldn’t stand a chance. Into Chinese are you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, supermik said: At the last place that I worked at, all the guys there used to rave about some female that worked/owned a local cafe. Never saw her so never paid much attention to them about her. Was passing the place earlier and thought I would get something to eat. When I went in there was a pretty looking young blonde girl behind the counter. I thought she was pretty enough but maybe not to the extent that they were getting so excited about. After about 10 seconds I heard a female voice from through the back in the kitchen, next moment this absolute vision came through the door! Ho Lee Fuk! Nobody should be allowed to be that stunning, there should have been a warning notice on the front door telling you to keep a tight hold on your jaw to stop it hitting the floor! If I was 30 years younger..... I still wouldn’t stand a chance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Raging, not one person staunch enough to be guarding these.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Romeo said: Raging, not one person staunch enough to be guarding these.. Is that Derry's walls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Romeo said: Raging, not one person staunch enough to be guarding these.. Unfortunately this lot are busy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Unfortunately this lot are busy. The one on the right has been busy with the Ulster fries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: The one on the right has been busy with the Ulster fries. Well, she is 32. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Romeo said: Raging, not one person staunch enough to be guarding these.. You'd think with all the "talented" mural painters there would be a bit of paint left for that scruffy building on the left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Michael Jackson super-fan John Lomas is desperate to change his name from Michael Jackson back to John Lomas. He reckons he has spent £1m on Jackson memorabilia, but can't get the £120 together to change his name back again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Typical zombie,won't put his hand in his pocket when it matters. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, Silverton End said: Michael Jackson super-fan John Lomas is desperate to change his name from Michael Jackson back to John Lomas. He reckons he has spent £1m on Jackson memorabilia, but can't get the £120 together to change his name back again. If they're size 10 I'll give him £20 for the shoes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 What's with those black smudges? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: What's with those black smudges? You mean the white patches? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Tynierose said: A smelly manky b*****d just came out the bogs after a shite and had the audacity to not was his hands. Cheers for that, bloody weegies. He probably used wet wipes for his hands and arse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I'm currently chain eating ice lollies because my freezer's broken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I'm currently chain eating ice lollies because my freezer's broken.What you planning to do with the Turkey Dinosaurs m9? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: 3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm currently chain eating ice lollies because my freezer's broken. What you planning to do with the Turkey Dinosaurs m9? Quite alarmed by this post since I bought a bag of them on Monday, but if they don't make it it's no big loss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Quite alarmed by this post since I bought a bag of them on Monday, but if they don't make it it's no big loss.[emoji102] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 A school I teach at has had three confirmed cases of tuberculosis today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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