Raidernation Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Someone I know has just called their baby boy "Oakley". Have they ever been there?! You could almost get away with calling a girl "Saline" I suppose but if Oakley ends up with a younger brother what will they be called? Highvalleyfield? Ross-syth?My youngest stepdaughter called one of her dogs Oakley ETA it’s a female dug! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I've been clearing out some old junk during lockdown and discovered this monstrosity in my book collection. Owning this book is an obvious minter for me, but that line up of other available books and video gave me the dry boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 "The Tam Cowan Joke Book" - up there with The Wit and Wisdom of Boris Johnson and The Highway Code for Cyclists in the running for world's shortest book. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I've had my mobile number for just over a year now - for the duration I've always had texts with folk looking for Louisa. Whether that be her car finance company or, bizarrely, quite a few people looking for piano lessons either for themselves or their kids. On Friday I got a text saying her parcel was currently at Terminal 5. Yesterday I got a text saying her first BTC transaction was successful and today my credit card have just text me saying due to fears my card may be at risk and they've cancelled my card. I've no idea if they're connected or if I should be in any way concerned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Dele said: I've had my mobile number for just over a year now - for the duration I've always had texts with folk looking for Louisa. Whether that be her car finance company or, bizarrely, quite a few people looking for piano lessons either for themselves or their kids. On Friday I got a text saying her parcel was currently at Terminal 5. Yesterday I got a text saying her first BTC transaction was successful and today my credit card have just text me saying due to fears my card may be at risk and they've cancelled my card. I've no idea if they're connected or if I should be in any way concerned. PM me your bank details etc etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Dele said: I've had my mobile number for just over a year now - for the duration I've always had texts with folk looking for Louisa. Whether that be her car finance company or, bizarrely, quite a few people looking for piano lessons either for themselves or their kids. On Friday I got a text saying her parcel was currently at Terminal 5. Yesterday I got a text saying her first BTC transaction was successful and today my credit card have just text me saying due to fears my card may be at risk and they've cancelled my card. I've no idea if they're connected or if I should be in any way concerned. You should have assigned the piano lessons for next Tuesday at 2.30 pm. That will teach the cow to have the same number as you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: You should have assigned the piano lessons for next Tuesday at 2.30 pm. That will teach the cow to have the same number as you. I can't remember the name exactly but I was in the pub one Friday night (had been there since 2pm) and kept a conversation going. The kids name was very toff-like. It was something like Rupert I think. I got a guilty conscience and had to come clean. They took it surprisingly well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I was also thinking of suggesting texting back Heathrow Terminal 5 with the message "Great, my shipment of Columbian marching powder has arrived- OH NO WHAT A GIVEAWAY" but that might have rebounded on you instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I was also thinking of suggesting texting back Heathrow Terminal 5 with the message "Great, my shipment of Columbian marching powder has arrived- OH NO WHAT A GIVEAWAY" but that might have rebounded on you instead. He should definitely do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Louisa and Dele are clearly one and the same. Dundee fans just love a good scam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilly Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 !!!QUIZ 11 + MARE PRIZES!!! Thirty two questions. One relating to each team in the current English and Scottish Premier Leagues. We return offering a Honey G bunnet and glecks set. Why not be the envy of your peers and live the rest of lockdown in a gangsters paradise? myquiz.org and code 146942 before 19.00 for a start bang on the hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 ^^^ No 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Someone I know has just called their baby boy "Oakley". Have they ever been there?! You could almost get away with calling a girl "Saline" I suppose but if Oakley ends up with a younger brother what will they be called? Highvalleyfield? Ross-syth?Aaron Comrie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Post of the day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 On 14/04/2020 at 16:25, Shandon Par said: Louisa and Dele are clearly one and the same. Dundee fans just love a good scam. If I was a woman and could play piano I'd never leave the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dele said: If I was a woman and could play piano I'd never leave the house. Sex change and Steinway thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dele said: If I was a woman and could play piano I'd never leave the house. to the point at which your rubato skills were honed to perfection.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Heard this song on the radio earlier today and can't get the tune out of my head. In this current lockdown situation it was a belter. Hope the fact that it's now living in my head doesn't mean that this condition is infectious and contagious with the good people of P & B. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 3 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Did you know about the portmantaeu 'wellend'? Neither did I but now I do and now you do too. Wellends? They look like bellends to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 2 hours ago, hearthammer said: Heard this song on the radio earlier today and can't get the tune out of my head. In this current lockdown situation it was a belter. Hope the fact that it's now living in my head doesn't mean that this condition is infectious and contagious with the good people of P & B. Kate Pierson is still a massive wid imo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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