Dee Man Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 26 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: No Wattoo goes up to woman in nightclubs and moves their hair aside so he can speak to them. It was a St Johnstone poster who sat behind another St Johnstone poster and started smelling her hair. (I think). Aye, you're right enough. I can't remember but did the St Johnstone fan volunteer that information or did someone else clock him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 41 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: I got 1:12 into that and had to put it off. Genuinely horrible. The worst part of it is how freaked out the wee lassies are. They've obviously been told before going on camera that they should smile profusely but they actually can't hide their disgust when he does it. Not using the word "beast" but v.v strange behaviour. I take it these wee girls aren't related to him. It is very strange behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 That video is disgusting. If Biden isn't a full blown paedo I'll be stunned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 That video is very unnerving. You get touchy feely folk that make you uncomfortable and invade personal space but he's throwing his head into children's hair, repeatedly. Even once they're slightly ushered away. I managed about 30 seconds and it went off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 12 minutes ago, Tynierose said: I think I'm going to stop drinking after last night's dream/nightmare Firstly I was being chased by @throbberon a bike, thankfully wasn't caught. Secondly I had @Shandon Par trying to flog me a pair of shoes on a bus, bizarre as I don't go on buses. Thirdly in a medical capacity I had @Sergeant Wilson attending due to Scabies. Thankfully I then woke up. Have you ever met any of these three dream haunters IRL? If not, how’d you know it was them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 minute ago, 8MileBU said: Have you ever met any of these three dream haunters IRL? If not, how’d you know it was them? Sean Pegg, Captain Scarlett and Sergeant Wilson surely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Dreams about being chased imply you are avoiding an issue or a person/confrontation in life. The dreams that someone is trying to sell you something is your mind suggesting you should consider change or try something different. Any of this sound familiar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Tynierose said: That's the weird thing, Wilson came in wearing his gearing, Throbber was shouting its throbber, and the fifer introduced himself too. Very odd. Just now, throbber said: Dreams about being chased imply you are avoiding an issue or a person/confrontation in life. The dreams that someone is trying to sell you something is your mind suggesting you should consider change or try something different. Any of this sound familiar? Bollux. I had a dream once where I heard a gunshot and then a bunch of folk chased me down a track. I then caught a glimpse of my reflection in an ambulance window and I was Linford Christie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 (edited) Forgot to add a bit about my older brother's story. One of the kids had 4 kids of her own, so he was a step grandfather before he was 30 (not all were born before he was 30 though). My brother and his partner had chickens in the back garden for a period. One of them died when she was away. A day after she got she asked him why there was a chicken in the bin. One of them had died so he had just lobbed it in to the black bin outside. Edited July 10, 2020 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Guy in my stepson's work has never heard of Scotland. Wat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 46 minutes ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: Sean Pegg, Captain Scarlett and Sergeant Wilson surely Who he? Amirite in thinking you’ve made a booboo and confused Simon Pegg who starred as Shaun in Shaun of the Dead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Just now, 8MileBU said: Who he? Amirite in thinking you’ve made a booboo and confused Simon Pegg who starred as Shaun in Shaun of the Dead? You may well be correct about that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: I think I'm going to stop drinking after last night's dream/nightmare Firstly I was being chased by @throbberon a bike, thankfully wasn't caught. Secondly I had @Shandon Par trying to flog me a pair of shoes on a bus, bizarre as I don't go on buses. Thirdly in a medical capacity I had @Sergeant Wilson attending due to Scabies. Thankfully I then woke up. Couldn't have been me as I was busy fighting an alligator in my sleep. Knew I had to go straight into a full-on morning at work so probably just anxiety at knowing there was so much to do. Not been on a bus for a long long time either. Will be moving house soon though so may need to offload some shoes. The scabies case sounds the most likely to come true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 59 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Couldn't have been me as I was busy fighting an alligator in my sleep. Knew I had to go straight into a full-on morning at work so probably just anxiety at knowing there was so much to do. Not been on a bus for a long long time either. Will be moving house soon though so may need to offload some shoes. The scabies case sounds the most likely to come true. Sadly true. A mate (really) was familiar with a young lady of dubious hygeine. He brought her and her little friends to a few pubs, gigs etc. Scabies was rife for a few weeks before we worked out the source. Very unpleasant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Forgot to add a bit about my older brother's story. One of the kids had 4 kids of her own, so he was a step grandfather before he was 30 (not all were born before he was 30 though). My brother and his partner had chickens in the back garden for a period. One of them died when she was away. A day after she got she asked him why there was a chicken in the bin. One of them had died so he had just lobbed it in to the black bin outside. Here is your brother, I assume, with his Dunfermline themed pet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 On 09/07/2020 at 17:34, DA Baracus said: I have my own theory about it, and it isn't that. Is your theory that your brother has a massive wanger and he's the only man his missus could find who could touch the sides and satisfy her overstretched lady parts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Just now, Dee Man said: Is your theory that your brother has a massive wanger and he's the only man his missus could find who could touch the sides and satisfy her overstretched lady parts? It is not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Sadly true. A mate (really) was familiar with a young lady of dubious hygeine. He brought her and her little friends to a few pubs, gigs etc. Scabies was rife for a few weeks before we worked out the source. Very unpleasant! Was her name Gentian Violet ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Guy in my stepson's work has never heard of Scotland. Wat. Get down there and give him a Glasgow kiss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Watching a programme this morning with subtitles on and a song started playing. The subtitles read *You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive plays*. Thought it was a bit strange given deaf people won't have any clue what that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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