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1 hour ago, welshbairn said:

I went magnet fishing in the Caledonian Canal for the keys for the boat we'd hired and a mobile phone. Caught loads of nails, maybe something to do with building the locks?, but nothing else.

Apparently it's illegal to fish things out of canals.

Well, in England anyway. I'm not sure if the particular Act had a Scottish section.

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5 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

Apparently it's illegal to fish things out of canals.

Well, in England anyway. I'm not sure if the particular Act had a Scottish section.

We brought some very basic fishing gear, but nobody was prepared to kill the fish if we caught any so we didn't bother, just relied on the lovely salmon  fillets we got at Lidl.

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4 minutes ago, paranoid android said:

Not a single c**t can get logged on to my work's UK-wide system today - apparently, it's a world-wide Microsoft problem.

The c***s keep phoning me, and it's my day aff! :angry:

Bill Gates is too busy monitoring octogenarians to worry about this pish.

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I thought I'd get me n the missus a few wee treats for Xmas eve. Maybe stuff I won't find in asda round the corner so I was looking for limited edition, rarer flavoured sweets.

 

They are a fucking fortune. What's that shitery about? 

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