gav-ffc Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Got a beast of a abcess on my upper inner thigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 (edited) This will be Rule #1 when I complete the takeover: Pasty Scotsmen will be permanently forbidden to take their tops off in any public place. The fine will be pound for pound, so hitting the fatties hardest. There is no place for such behaviour in civilised society. Edited July 4, 2011 by vikingTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 I've got sunburnt nipples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe pineapples Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 I've got sunburnt nipples. Ooh yaah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Ooh yaah. Aye. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 I've got sunburnt nipples. A few good few years back i was in a beer garden in Moffat on the way to QOTS v Falkirk and my mate got stung on the nipple 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 I don't ever walk about with my top off as I got '1690 WATP' tattooed on my back when I was 16. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 I don't ever walk about with my top off as I got '1690 WATP' tattooed on my back when I was 16. Strange, that's exactly why I do walk about with my shirt off... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 I don't ever walk about with my top off as I got '1690 WATP' tattooed on my back when I was 16. Can you not get it removed or have something put over it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Can you not get it removed or have something put over it? Not when its a certain size, its too hard to remove or cover up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Just been watching the end of England ladies vs Japan ladies and I would just like to say that the women co-commentator is a complete and utter idiot. Everything she says is bullshit, and the comment she made that sums her up is that Japan ladies are "far to honest" after one lassie didn't dive in the box to get a penalty. Guy Mowbray rightly pulled her up on it and made her out to be the fool she is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Twice today I have done a jobby in our upstairs toilet, forgetting that there isn't any toilet paper upstairs, and had to waddle downstairs with my trousers at my ankles and a shitey arse to wipe my bum in the downstairs loo. Thankfully I've now remembered to bring toilet paper upstairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Iv pretty much slept all day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Twice today I have done a jobby in our upstairs toilet, forgetting that there isn't any toilet paper upstairs, and had to waddle downstairs with my trousers at my ankles and a shitey arse to wipe my bum in the downstairs loo. Thankfully I've now remembered to bring toilet paper upstairs. Have you no curtains in the upstairs loo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Have you no curtains in the upstairs loo? Not even a window! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Not even a window! Shower curtain? Your missus must have a facecloth! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Went BCA car auctions at Edinburgh tonight and never saw anything that i wanted I need a car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Not when its a certain size, its too hard to remove or cover up. Not hard, just expensive, £60 a session for laser treatment where they do a square inch per session. Depending on the tattoo that one square inch may take more than one session. I've led a sheltered life and have no idea what 1690WATP is, could someone enlighten me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 WATP is We Are The People however I'm not sure what the date's for.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Not hard, just expensive, £60 a session for laser treatment where they do a square inch per session. Depending on the tattoo that one square inch may take more than one session. I've led a sheltered life and have no idea what 1690WATP is, could someone enlighten me? I 69'd old women at T in the park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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