Rugster Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: more than hold my own against boys half my age. Or height, in @Bairnardo 's case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Or height, in [mention=68117]Bairnardo[/mention] 's case.He has no choice but to hold his own when im around. Mrs Par has her hands full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 44 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Got overtaken on the M80 about 15 minutes ago by a convoy of police cars, bikes and a Range Rover carrying a Boris Johnson. You should have taken one for the team country and rammed the cunt off the road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: Or height, in @Bairnardo 's case. He’s quite a feisty wee thing. That’s the match up P&B PPV needs. It would be like Willy Wonka taking on a boozed up Oompa Loompa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: He’s quite a feisty wee thing. That’s the match up P&B PPV needs. It would be like Willy Wonka taking on a boozed up Oompa Loompa. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Dont you have the one where the big lad lands five feet from where he was hit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Had my phone for over a year & only today realised I hadn't taken the screen protector off. (Usually one of the first things I do) Fucking dafty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 You'll drop it tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: You'll drop it tomorrow. Don't think a wee screen protector would do much to prevent it shattering upon a drop. Attributing my shite scores in Mario Kart Tour down to having it on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 19 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: You should have taken one for the team country and rammed the c**t off the road. Not worth it, there's a factory somewhere just churning them out. Each one worse than the last. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 3 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: That used to scare the crap out of me. Thriller (and The Wombles Christmas Party) were the only tapes I had for the Walkman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Captain Concrete now a gigolo? @Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 37 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Captain Concrete now a gigolo? @Melanius Mullarkey I change back into a pumpkin at 12 tbf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Captain Concrete now a gigolo? @Melanius Mullarkey 102 hours? That’s going to cost you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 On 04/08/2021 at 14:06, Shandon Par said: I just couldn’t control it. Signed off with a 14 day bender that resulted in all sorts of serious bother so for the sake of marriage, life etc thought 40 was a good age to retire from it. Feel like it has added a few years back and I can still train and more than hold my own against boys half my age. Considering that you're like Mr Bump when you're sober giving up the bevvy has probably saved your life or at the very minimum kept you attached to at least one limb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 (edited) Two pots of gold in my neighbour's house. Edited August 6, 2021 by Slenderman 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Two pots of gold in my neighbour's house.Is he at work? Get that house ransacked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Just confirmed a place and time to meet a Dundonian colleague at the weekend. “9:30, right, teckle” was his response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: Just confirmed a place and time to meet a Dundonian colleague at the weekend. “9:30, right, teckle” was his response. Square go I take it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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