Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 f**k being a pensioner in Kelty. Quote OUR NEXT HOME MATCH New Central Park, Kelty CINCH SPFL LEAGUE TWO 2021-2022 Kelty Hearts vs Cowdenbeath 22 FEB 7:45 PM TICKET INFORMATION ADULTS - £13 CONCESSIONS - £18 UNDER 12'S - FREE WITH PAYING ADULT SEASON TICKETS ARE VALID 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 54 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: f**k being a pensioner in Kelty. They don’t live that long round those parts, so there’s no one to complain about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossBFaeDundee Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: This clip has absolutely ended me I've only seen it in the context of this clip from a wrestling podcast, and it never stops being funny. Think it's a voice clips from Death Grips or something. Edit: This is the original fwiw. Still pretty funny if you ask me. Edited February 22, 2022 by RossBFaeDundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 @Melanius Mullarkay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Eednud said: @Melanius Mullarkay Struth! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 53 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Struth! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 59 minutes ago, alta-pete said: -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: CRACKERJACK!!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 13 hours ago, ICTChris said: This clip has absolutely ended me I've watched this about a dozen times now, it gets better with every watch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 An armed man has taken an employee of the Apple store in Amsterdam hostage, Leidseplein is completely shut off and armed police have surrounded the building, he's asking for 2 million in bitcoin, I'm no expert when it comes to cryptocurrency but surely in order to meet his request they'll need some of his details or is it possible to get a big bag of bitcoin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 25 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: An armed man has taken an employee of the Apple store in Amsterdam hostage, Leidseplein is completely shut off and armed police have surrounded the building, he's asking for 2 million in bitcoin, I'm no expert when it comes to cryptocurrency but surely in order to meet his request they'll need some of his details or is it possible to get a big bag of bitcoin? I read a story about a guy getting something like 6 years for a whole load of defrauding etc. The only thing he was left with was his bitcoin. They couldn't get into it and what was worth something like £50k upon sentencing was multiple millions upon release. Maybe this guy is hoping for the same outcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 9 hours ago, GordonD said: RYANJACK!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 (edited) 14 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: I read a story about a guy getting something like 6 years for a whole load of defrauding etc. The only thing he was left with was his bitcoin. They couldn't get into it and what was worth something like £50k upon sentencing was multiple millions upon release. Maybe this guy is hoping for the same outcome. It didn't quite go to plan for the hostage taker, after a 5 hour stand off, during which he sent photos to the local TV station of him wearing what appeared to be a bomb vest, footage emerged of the hostage and the hostage taker running out the building the hostage runs to safety and the hostage taker is hit by an unmarked police car, you then see lasers from armed police weapons trained on his body then a robot approaches to check the bomb vest, quite an exciting Tuesday evening and I learned a new Dutch word - gijzelnemer which means hostage taker, he survived the impact and is currently in hospital. He wanted bitcoin but ended up in bits. Edited February 23, 2022 by stevieKTID 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 1 hour ago, stevieKTID said: It didn't quite go to plan for the hostage taker, after a 5 hour stand off, during which he sent photos to the local TV station of him wearing what appeared to be a bomb vest, footage emerged of the hostage and the hostage taker running out the building the hostage runs to safety and the hostage taker is hit by an unmarked police car, you then see lasers from armed police weapons trained on his body then a robot approaches to check the bomb vest, quite an exciting Tuesday evening and I learned a new Dutch word - gijzelnemer which means hostage taker, he survived the impact and is currently in hospital. He wanted bitcoin but ended up in bits. What kind of robot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What kind of robot? This one, done really well for himself after leaving robot wars 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 Cinderella must have had very oddly shaped feet if nobody else could fit her slipper. I'm beginning to doubt if she was even that hot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 45 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Cinderella must have had very oddly shaped feet if nobody else could fit her slipper. I'm beginning to doubt if she was even that hot. Her 'Sisters' are men in drag so their feet widnae fit. Mind you, I read something ages ago (and the press never tell lies..) that said Britt Eckland had size 11 feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 Mark McGhee says 'mine is this big' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 Anyone ever cut off their tool with a multi-tool? https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wollongong-man-rushed-to-hospital-after-chopping-off-penis-with-multi-tool-c-5823779 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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