Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 On 12/04/2022 at 16:27, Shandon Par said: Since being introduced to something called “WhatsApp” by @Bairnardo (he had a video to send me) these bot types keep messaging me: I’ll be both Mr Jack and Dr Michael. Forward on the numbers ASAP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 3 days of holiday done and I am bored. Only so much gardening, swimming and drinking someone can do I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 11 minutes ago, scottsdad said: 3 days of holiday done and I am bored. Only so much gardening, swimming and drinking someone can do I suppose. Is your telly broken? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 16 minutes ago, scottsdad said: 3 days of holiday done and I am bored. Only so much gardening, swimming and drinking someone can do I suppose. Why not paint the house? My missus and daughter are going away on holiday leaving me to paint the whole place soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 47 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I’ll be both Mr Jack and Dr Michael. Forward on the numbers ASAP. Sounds like a very tame version of Jekyl and Hyde. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Why not paint the house? My missus and daughter are going away on holiday leaving me to paint the whole place soon. Getting new windows put in next month, so am waiting till that is done before decorating. The hall needs done badly (and I can do it badly). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Why not paint the house? My missus and daughter are going away on holiday leaving me to paint the whole place soon. Mrs Par returns. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Mrs Par returns. Just in time for the hunky firemen. Typical. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Why not paint the house? My missus and daughter are going away on holiday leaving me to paint the whole place soon. Doesn't seem that long since you moved in and tarted it all up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Getting new windows put in next month, so am waiting till that is done before decorating. The hall needs done badly (and I can do it badly). Enjoy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 minute ago, 101 said: Doesn't seem that long since you moved in and tarted it all up Nearly two years. The iron Rod of Mrs Par deems a new colour scheme overdue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Just in time for the hunky firemen. Typical. She would have them all mopping and sweeping up the mess they make putting out the fire. The police made the mistake of ringing her one night to see if she could come and pick me up and after giving them a piece of her mind I was duly dropped home in their van. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 3 days of holiday done and I am bored. Only so much gardening, swimming and drinking someone can do I suppose. I was off throughout most of Covid and not one day was I bored. If I could afford to I'd never work another day in my life and wouldn't come close to being bored with all that free time. Buy a PlayStation ya mentalist. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Quite the opposite, imho. Then again, it'd be a boring world if we were all the same. While these and Oasis were engaged in the overhyped "battle of Britpop", Pulp released "Different Class". Now there's a criminally underexposed band for you.Agree with this, Different Class isn't even their best Album. This is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 19 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Why not paint the house? My missus and daughter are going away on holiday leaving me to paint the whole place soon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I was off throughout most of Covid and not one day was I bored. If I could afford to I'd never work another day in my life and wouldn't come close to being bored with all that free time. Buy a PlayStation ya mentalist. I have one. Not played it in about a year. No games I fancy, sadly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 (edited) The design on my Virgin Money credit card is of a cassette tape. They probably looked at my DoB and went "he'll remember these". ETA Spoiler no cracks about 78s or wax cylinders , save those for GrannyDanger and JacksGranda Edited April 13, 2022 by Arch Stanton 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: She would have them all mopping and sweeping up the mess they make putting out the fire. The police made the mistake of ringing her one night to see if she could come and pick me up and after giving them a piece of her mind I was duly dropped home in their van. Reminds me of the aforementioned Maw. Police called her to collect me. She told them they'd lifted me and me getting home wasn't her problem. They just fucked me out and I had to get a taxi though. Edited April 13, 2022 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sarcastic Bairn Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 On 12/04/2022 at 18:19, PWL said: RBS just sent me my new debit card. WTF? It's pish like this that will finally tip me over the edge and move bank after 30+ plus years. Went on the app and it said- "We’ve been working on new debit card designs to mark our transition from Visa to Debit Mastercard. With these new designs we wanted to capture the idea of getting you where you want to be, transporting you with our gorgeous photography" Birthday caird pish. I never thought receiving a bank card would trigger me so much yesterday, I've got a house in lake. I just want my plain coloured card back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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