mathematics Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, RH33 said: Doncaster. Ah. Yes. You might need a new daddy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 I've been pretty lazy today and have just discovered that fitbit thingies can't tell the difference between walking and playing the guitar for 20 minutes.Euphemism? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: 29 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I've been pretty lazy today and have just discovered that fitbit thingies can't tell the difference between walking and playing the guitar for 20 minutes. Euphemism? I said 20 minutes not 2. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 On 01/04/2022 at 20:18, throbber said: My father once saw a golden eagle push a cow off a cliff and then feast on its remains at the bottom. They will hire their buses out to Airdrie fans I suppose... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 On 01/04/2022 at 19:38, bennett said: Nah, I'll pass.. They give charcoal biscuits to dugs to stop them farting. I notice these are designed for vegans... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: They give charcoal biscuits to dugs to stop them farting. I notice these are designed for vegans... Does it work by proxy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Today I discovered that the NHS has a fitness app that talks you through a running routine. Figured I'd give it a go, and it comes with a variety of famous people to encourage your efforts, including (I shit you not) Sarah Millican. So today I spent a while with South Shields' finest giving it, "ooh you're doing really well, I'd rather be eating cakes than doing exercise, hahaha". Thankfully we're saved the Bernard Manning option. "I suppose you have to practice running now because of all the darkies. It's a fucking disgrace". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 4 hours ago, BFTD said: Today I discovered that the NHS has a fitness app that talks you through a running routine. Figured I'd give it a go, and it comes with a variety of famous people to encourage your efforts, including (I shit you not) Sarah Millican. So today I spent a while with South Shields' finest giving it, "ooh you're doing really well, I'd rather be eating cakes than doing exercise, hahaha". Thankfully we're saved the Bernard Manning option. "I suppose you have to practice running now because of all the darkies. It's a fucking disgrace". Stopped reading there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 15 hours ago, BFTD said: Today I discovered that the NHS has a fitness app that talks you through a running routine. Figured I'd give it a go, and it comes with a variety of famous people to encourage your efforts, including (I shit you not) Sarah Millican. So today I spent a while with South Shields' finest giving it, "ooh you're doing really well, I'd rather be eating cakes than doing exercise, hahaha". Wish she would eat cakes instead of appearing on TV. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Wish she would eat cakes instead of appearing on TV. Bet she'd rather be doing that! Hahaha! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 12 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Stopped reading there. We aren't all immortal, Methuselah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 41 minutes ago, BFTD said: We aren't all immortal, Methuselah. What about immoral? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Albus Bulbasaur Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 (edited) Reddit /places has something on the go right now where you can colour in one tile at a time every 5 minutes, open to everyone and anyone. Pretty impressive some of the creations and funny to watch flag wars and communities battling it out. https://www.reddit.com/r/place?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Could we as a collective on PnB make an impact? Edited April 4, 2022 by Albus Bulbasaur 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 France flag currently getting desecrated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 22 hours ago, Albus Bulbasaur said: Could we as a collective on PnB make an impact? So after making national news in a war with Mums net you want to take on the place that gave the world QAnon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 I am in London for work. How anyone gets anything done in this shithole without having an aneurysm every 20minutes is beyond me. I’ll never complain about Glasgow traffic or Scotrail again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: I am in London for work. How anyone gets anything done in this shithole without having an aneurysm every 20minutes is beyond me. I’ll never complain about Glasgow traffic or Scotrail again. I think London transport is a miracle. It works well fo something incredibly complicated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 As much as I hate London the underground is class 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 Aye I've never had a problem with the Underground. I think the Metro in Paris is even better mind you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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