Derry Alli Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 12 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: The campaign for a mole called Guaca to replace @P and B Official Hamster starts here Can we no just name that one on Michael Beale's pus Guaca? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Can we no just name that one on Michael Beale's pus Guaca? Maybe not in case Morelos tries to poke it with a chip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Too late 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Mike Ashley is about to buy the Overgate in Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Pennel Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 On 04/02/2023 at 09:46, bennett said: Police 'arrest' swan after car crash It's about two-feet tall, long slender neck, kinda orange and black bill Police recreated scenes from Hot Fuzz by 'arresting' a swan before taking it away in the back of a cop car. The image shows the stricken bird being taken 'prisoner' after it caused chaos while waddling around a busy road. Police say it was pulled from a nearby harbour in Plymouth, Devon, by a drunken male before being involved in a collision on Mutley Plain. After its ride in the back of the liveried vehicle to vets, the swan was checked over and is now being nursed back to full health. In an official statement, Devon and Cornwall Police said: "Police were called at 6.20pm yesterday to Mutley Plain following reports that a swan had been removed from the harbour by a man, who had left the area prior to police arrival. It was reported that the swan had possibly been hit by a vehicle. Members of the public had wrapped a blanket around it and gave it a kitkat. It was taken to the vets by officers and left in their care. Have a break...give a swan a Kit-Kat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Mike Ashley is about to buy the Overgate in Dundee. Looking forward to it becoming one massive Sports Direct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Looking forward to it becoming one massive Sports Direct. In Dundee? How could it fail? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Looking forward to it becoming one massive Sports Direct. I wouldn't be surprised if he done that with the empty Debenhams and USC. Then moved Flannels etc onto any empty units. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 21 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Mike Ashley is about to buy the Overgate in Dundee. Get the fire engines on standby. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 No Poowong https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-06/poowong-name-change-pooright-gut-health-month/101934250 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 11 hours ago, alta-pete said: In Dundee? How could it fail? Sports socks, sports socks. 3 pair for a pound. Get yer sports socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 One Bender the meaty frankfurter please.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 ^^^^ 21p for a cheeseburger.....Mmmmmmmmmm. Used to love those bendy franks......................... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 16 minutes ago, bennett said: One Bender the meaty frankfurter please.. I am definitely stealing the phrase “brown derby” for those turtle’s heid races against time 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 Rugby is absolute shite. I couldn't care less Scotland beat England 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 ^^^ you are Steve Borthwick and I claim my £5. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 It's kicking off with the Floyd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 Someone is getting a P45. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/feb/06/new-york-woman-declared-dead-alive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 12 hours ago, Wile E Coyote said: Rugby is absolute shite. I couldn't care less Scotland beat England Supposing they were playing each other at shove ha'penny I'd be interested in seeing us beat them. Agree re rugby though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 14 hours ago, bennett said: One Bender the meaty frankfurter please.. What year is that roughly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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