Swarley Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Shotgun said: We'll have to wait until the 23rd century to see if the new one is a patch on the old. Bookmarked 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 5 hours ago, Empty It said: Did he have the correct planning permission to plant that tree? Also how long until some hilarious c**t cuts that tree down to watch people lose their shit all over again. Or a deer eats it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 (edited) Currently listening to a couple of auld farts wittering away. One of them has received an Amazon gift card and doesn't know what to do with it. The other one's solution was to give them a call and ask what they sell that he might want to buy Edit: things have taken a darker turn. Apparently "pakis" take your money in shops and don't run it through the till, so you don't get a receipt and can't return things Edited October 1, 2023 by BTFD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 I look at the list of deaths of the year on Wikipedia every week when I do the Dead Pool. That tree is listed. I am not joking: Deaths in 2023 - Wikipedia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 2 hours ago, BTFD said: Currently listening to a couple of auld farts wittering away. One of them has received an Amazon gift card and doesn't know what to do with it. The other one's solution was to give them a call and ask what they sell that he might want to buy Edit: things have taken a darker turn. Apparently "pakis" take your money in shops and don't run it through the till, so you don't get a receipt and can't return things Clearly a darker turn, as I remember that talk when it was newish in the early ‘70’s, and that apparently puts me dangerously close to the auld fart category. Also noticed Apple’s autocorrect doing strange new things, like suggesting “cat agony” for “category”… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 3 hours ago, BTFD said: Currently listening to a couple of auld farts wittering away. One of them has received an Amazon gift card and doesn't know what to do with it. The other one's solution was to give them a call and ask what they sell that he might want to buy Edit: things have taken a darker turn. Apparently "pakis" take your money in shops and don't run it through the till, so you don't get a receipt and can't return things "Amazon might sell coffins which would suit you two,ya auld racist p***ks" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Me and Mrs MSU have been doing a Coronation Street podcast for a few years now, and as part of its Twitter account, I've been collecting various stupid clips, one of them being a series of characters being shocked, surprised, and terrified any time someone mentions London. I posted my latest addition to the collection on Friday and this one has blown up a bit, to what the kids I believe are calling "going virus". Viewed more than 3 million times through various shares and quotes and retweets and TikToks and stuff, and this morning, I discovered this had happened: 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 14 minutes ago, MSU said: Me and Mrs MSU have been doing a Coronation Street podcast for a few years now, and as part of its Twitter account, I've been collecting various stupid clips, one of them being a series of characters being shocked, surprised, and terrified any time someone mentions London. I posted my latest addition to the collection on Friday and this one has blown up a bit, to what the kids I believe are calling "going virus". Viewed more than 3 million times through various shares and quotes and retweets and TikToks and stuff, and this morning, I discovered this had happened: You know living in America is a chance to get away from that sort of shite. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 7 hours ago, bennett said: Or a deer eats it. The National Trust have removed it much to the dismay of the attention seeker that planted it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Ban on single-use plastic cutlery comes into force in England - BBC News Quote Around 1.1 billion single-use plates and more than four billion pieces of plastic cutlery are used in England every year, government figures suggest. This works out at 70 pieces of cutlery per person per year. I know big events - sport, festivals, etc - will skew this a bit but this seems very unlikely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 2 hours ago, MSU said: Me and Mrs MSU have been doing a Coronation Street podcast for a few years now, and as part of its Twitter account, I've been collecting various stupid clips, one of them being a series of characters being shocked, surprised, and terrified any time someone mentions London. I posted my latest addition to the collection on Friday and this one has blown up a bit, to what the kids I believe are calling "going virus". Viewed more than 3 million times through various shares and quotes and retweets and TikToks and stuff, and this morning, I discovered this had happened: Top work. I've been watchin a lot of Harry Hills TV Burp recently and this would fit in perfectly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 11 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Top work. I've been watchin a lot of Harry Hills TV Burp recently and this would fit in perfectly Ear cataracts?!? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 If you'd asked me 2 days ago who was the The Rangers manager, I couldn't have told you. Quite proud of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 It’s bad enough you’re eating at McDonalds, but apparently it can be more dangerous to use the bathroom there… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 44 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: If you'd asked me 2 days ago who was the The Rangers manager, I couldn't have told you. Quite proud of that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 8 minutes ago, TxRover said: It’s bad enough you’re eating at McDonalds, but apparently it can be more dangerous to use the bathroom there… They have baths in McDonalds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 43 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: They have baths in McDonalds? Given some of the things I’ve seen in public restrooms around here, it’s possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 'Parents need to know!' Hull mum's horror as My Little Pony snack has link to graphic adult site on packet Quote After buying her child some 'My Little Pony - Mini Biscotti' from the Heron on Annandale Road in Greatfield Estate on Sunday, September 10, the mother-of-three was appalled to find that the link on the back of the packaging took her to a website full of Chinese pornography. After consulting with others, the East Hull mum found that this product range, produced by 'Appy Kids Co.', was being sold at Heron stores across Hull and East Yorkshire, although Heron confirmed they have now been removed. She has also discovered that Lidl recalled the same product with a Paw Patrol theme for the same reason last month, and believes Heron should not have left them on the shelves for so long. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 I recently watched a video with some highland type guy, zero clue where he's from but he pronounced "gangster" as "gongster" and it's been living rent free in my brain for the past 2 days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, RuMoore said: I recently watched a video with some highland type guy, zero clue where he's from but he pronounced "gangster" as "gongster" and it's been living in a gongsta's paradise in my brain for the past 2 days. FTFY 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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