Jacksgranda Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 On 17/09/2023 at 16:04, 'WellDel said: OK, you can stay. For now... I preferred your earlier suggestion On 17/09/2023 at 19:32, 'WellDel said: The place wouldn't be the same without you, old chap. On 18/09/2023 at 10:27, GordonD said: Note that he doesn't say if it would be better or worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 39 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: ^^^^Works-for-Amsterdam-Tourist-Department type post My take on it is way too positive, the Amsterdam tourist department are coming at it from a different angle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: A cushy wee number for PC Murdoch tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: "This is a live stream to Dundee police station" Just admit you've installed dummy cameras and been caught out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 I heard a radio advert for Jane Plan, they ask you to get in touch and they'll be able to tell you if you're overweight. What happened to the old way of finding out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: ^^^ currently sitting in Bell Street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: But do they prosecute thieves? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Lots to pick over on that sign. First of all, *you're. Also, "your days are numbered" is a bit dark, threatening murder for a potential sausage thief. And I'm sure Dundee's finest are paying an officer full time to keep watch over the meat aisle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 "What are you in for mate?" "Murder. Killed my neighbour. How about you?" "I stole a breakfast pack." "You fucking monster!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: ^^^ currently sitting in Bell Street. They told me next time to swipe some rolls as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: Greens? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Greens? Aye. They're got a bunch of them up around the ship, obviously due to being targeted by the local junkies. The Boots across the road often has a security guard outside who seems to have the role of bouncer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 5 hours ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: That's the sort of thing they need on hostel fridges. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Aye. They're got a bunch of them up around the ship, obviously due to being targeted by the local junkies. The Boots across the road often has a security guard outside who seems to have the role of bouncer! Aye that Boots is some place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 I thought I saw a ghost escape there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 23 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I heard a radio advert for Jane Plan, they ask you to get in touch and they'll be able to tell you if you're overweight. What happened to the old way of finding out? Heard an advert on the TV saying similar, presumably for them. If you're wondering whether you're overweight, you probably have body dysmorphia - folk who are actually fat don't get the opportunity for doubt. On 23/09/2023 at 09:18, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: If that's the chain I think it is, one of the owners is a fucking psychopath and will be just as seething and impotent as this hilarious notice would suggest. A wee shame. Thoughts and prayers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 On 23/09/2023 at 12:12, Zetterlund said: Lots to pick over on that sign. First of all, *you're. Also, "your days are numbered" is a bit dark, threatening murder for a potential sausage thief. And I'm sure Dundee's finest are paying an officer full time to keep watch over the meat aisle. THEIVES 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 I've recently discovered that the best way to turn out marigolds is by blowing into them. I've spent my life carefully fingering them the right way before use 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 30 minutes ago, BTFD said: I've recently discovered that the best way to turn out marigolds is by blowing into them. I've spent my life carefully fingering them the right way before use 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, BTFD said: I've recently discovered that the best way to turn out marigolds is by blowing into them. I've spent my life carefully fingering them the right way before use In similar vein, I recently discovered that a wee sprinkling of talc / baby powder on the hands makes putting on nitrile gloves an absolute doddle. Edited September 24, 2023 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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