alta-pete Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 (edited) 11 minutes ago, velo army said: Steam cleaner Was it not Gwyneth Paltrow that advocated a steam clean every once in a while? Edited September 22, 2023 by alta-pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 12 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Don't worry, you won't learn anything about rugby from watching this. You might hurt your back cringing though. Jonny's desparate for some motivational speaker gigs to salesmen, estate agents etc.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Look at this man’s tremendous parsnip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Look at this man’s tremendous parsnip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 This cringey, massive minter of a sign: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 On 15/09/2023 at 17:37, stevieKTID said: There's an element of aesetic similarity with most Dutch cities - Amsterdam is of course bigger and probably more ethnically diverse. Take wander round the narrow streets and canals of the Jordan and grab a beer in one of the cosy bars or stroll the tree lined streets of Our Zuid and see where all the rich c*NTS live (you might see my big mate Ruud Gullit out for lunch) there's De Pijp which is a bit more bohemian or head out west along the Kinkerstraat and stuff your face at the foodhallen which is an old converted tram depot or chill in Vondel park and watch all the dogs running round the big dog field, a walk down the banks of the Amstel river is lovely, go for a beer at the IJ brewery - it's in a windmill doesn't get more Dutch than that (they also have a location in Vondel) eat Indonesian food, take a boat tour of the canals but not one of the big glass roofed ones located near Centraal station book one of the smaller open topped ones and sit back and admire the view, if you're feeling energetic climb the tower of the Zuiderkerk and take in the views high above the hustle and bustle. ^^^^Works-for-Amsterdam-Tourist-Department type post 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 On 17/09/2023 at 16:04, 'WellDel said: OK, you can stay. For now... I preferred your earlier suggestion On 17/09/2023 at 19:32, 'WellDel said: The place wouldn't be the same without you, old chap. On 18/09/2023 at 10:27, GordonD said: Note that he doesn't say if it would be better or worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 39 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: ^^^^Works-for-Amsterdam-Tourist-Department type post My take on it is way too positive, the Amsterdam tourist department are coming at it from a different angle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: A cushy wee number for PC Murdoch tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: "This is a live stream to Dundee police station" Just admit you've installed dummy cameras and been caught out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 I heard a radio advert for Jane Plan, they ask you to get in touch and they'll be able to tell you if you're overweight. What happened to the old way of finding out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: ^^^ currently sitting in Bell Street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: But do they prosecute thieves? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 Lots to pick over on that sign. First of all, *you're. Also, "your days are numbered" is a bit dark, threatening murder for a potential sausage thief. And I'm sure Dundee's finest are paying an officer full time to keep watch over the meat aisle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 "What are you in for mate?" "Murder. Killed my neighbour. How about you?" "I stole a breakfast pack." "You fucking monster!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: ^^^ currently sitting in Bell Street. They told me next time to swipe some rolls as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: Greens? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Greens? Aye. They're got a bunch of them up around the ship, obviously due to being targeted by the local junkies. The Boots across the road often has a security guard outside who seems to have the role of bouncer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 5 hours ago, DA Baracus said: This cringey, massive minter of a sign: That's the sort of thing they need on hostel fridges. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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