lichtie23 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 My Mrs starts her new nightshift job tonight so I'm getting the bed to myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 My laptop just turned on by itself, what the actual f**k?! And started downloading porn, m'lud. My Mrs starts her new nightshift job tonight so I'm getting the bed to myself Lichtie, you need a new lap-top.......... like the one mentioned earlier ............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 For any fans of Spinal Tap, this is brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Lichtie, you need a new lap-top.......... like the one mentioned earlier ............. I certainly do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Tom Petty is a legend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 (edited) I found the annoying flashing advert* along the side on this website quite amusing given the subject. *you may get another one in which case you'll be like "what the f*** is he on about?!" Edited May 15, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 (edited) I can`t believe that BBC 2 showed a Gary Glitter clip on Saturday night. They could have at least played one of his better songs Edited May 15, 2012 by supermik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 xbl's posting in reasons to be cheerful. Unlikely, he'd just been beaten into second place in Britain's Got Talent by a performing dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 If most folk on here haven't heard of Moray Cup, there's a pretty high chance they haven't heard of 'Guitar Wifie' yet either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1SoVyzQL-o 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 If most folk on here haven't heard of Moray Cup, there's a pretty high chance they haven't heard of 'Guitar Wifie' yet either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1SoVyzQL-o I've seen her a couple of times when up in aberdeen, amusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Decided to appeal my medical discharge from the navy. Spent most of the day in faslane with the doctor writing up an appeal to present to the medical board. Hopefully with the doctors recommendation that I am still fit to serve in the navy and the fact that the minewarfare branch is heavily undermanned I can stay in the navy. My thinking has been a lot clearer since I've came off my anti depressants and I feel I can still do a job in the navy. I guess I can only try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Decided to appeal my medical discharge from the navy. Spent most of the day in faslane with the doctor writing up an appeal to present to the medical board. Hopefully with the doctors recommendation that I am still fit to serve in the navy and the fact that the minewarfare branch is heavily undermanned I can stay in the navy. My thinking has been a lot clearer since I've came off my anti depressants and I feel I can still do a job in the navy. I guess I can only try. Good Luck. Hope it goes well for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Good Luck. Hope it goes well for you. Cheers. I'm hoping like f**k that I haven't left it too late. The next couple of weeks are going to be annoying whilst I await their decision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Haven't been around for a while but I just thought I'd share that I have lost over 4 stones in weight in the last year. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Haven't been around for a while but I just thought I'd share that I have lost over 4 stones in weight in the last year. Good for you, didn't you break a limb in some extreme knitting competition, or somesuch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Haven't been around for a while but I just thought I'd share that I have lost over 4 stones in weight in the last year. Well done. That's quite an effort 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) 1337118223[/url]' post='6241232']If most folk on here haven't heard of Moray Cup, there's a pretty high chance they haven't heard of 'Guitar Wifie' yet either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1SoVyzQL-o I'd never heard of her until I started working up here. Now I see her every other day. Edited May 16, 2012 by lanky_ffc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 http://www.amazon.co...34303468&sr=8-1 First review Reminds me of this one; second review: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Be-Man-Macho-Randy-Savage/dp/B0000CF348 "There is no way you will ever get closer to the utopia you experience when you listen to this outstanding album. I hope for the sake of every being in the universe that we will see many, many more Macho Man albums in the future. When I first caught a glance of this CD at Walmart, I turned and fell to my knees while time literally stopped. Once I regained consciousness I quickly filled a crate with the album and handed the cashier a flying elbow drop! When I placed the CD onto the tray of my stereo system, I knew at once that my life had culminated to that point, my purpose was to witness the sick, wicked, and nasty beats that were about to pulsate through the earth itself and energize my very life force. When the tray recalled itself back into the stereo console, it was as though the final puzzle piece of human existence had been put into place. Rainbows began to pour inexplicably out of the speakers and onto my terrace. The windows flew open and The Macho Man himself floated in on a winged platinum unicorn. He gave me a $5 gift certificate at Radio Shack and told me that I was the chosen one. He said that He and I would lead mankind out of poverty and strife forever. He said we must hurry, unimaginable evils were gathering and following him and there was not much time before he would have to face them. As we prepared to embark a low rumble could be heard in the distance. Hardly decipherable at first, but it began to grow louder, and apparently closer. The sky darkened rapidly and took on a red-orange tint. The rumble grew exponentially louder and more fierce, and the ground began to shake. Without warning an enormous crack in the planet's surface appeared and a great mountain of rock and molten lava shot up from the center of the earth with the force of ten trillion mighty buffalo. Satan himself stood before us, in all of his evil majesty. Despite this apocalyptic series of events, Randy was not at all intimidated. He stood fast, and with a mighty cry of 'OOOOOOHHH YEAHHHHHH!' he was suddenly 250 feet tall and was made entirely of gold. Satan lunged towards Savage with blinding speed, but The Macho Man was suddenly gone. Satan spun back around just in time for a vicious Macho Man drop kick to the throat. Again, Savage disappeared, leaving Satan dazed and confused. As Satan tried to recover Randy leapt at him from out of nowhere with a punishing sunset flip, sending The Dark Lord directly into a black hole on the other side of the universe. Savage explained to me how his musical talents inspired the Greek God Zeus, and so Zeus gave him super powers and ultrasonic vocal cords. I told him he's the illest, the true chief warrior. The bottom line is I used to steal cars and buses all the time, but ever since I heard this album I only smash fire hydrants. I no longer sleep or eat or talk, I just absorb the lyrical extremes that this album surpasses time and again and train to fight The Hulkster. Everything that you've ever done, are doing now, or will ever do is a complete waste of time unless it directly involves Randy 'Macho Man' Savage. If you don't own this album, I sincerely hope that this review has helped you realize what a clueless and wretched piece of waste you really are. And seriously Hogan, be a man for once in your life. If you just take the beating maybe Savage won't banish you from the universe....OOOOOOOHHH YEEEAAAHHHHH!!! I just crapped on myself." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Haven't been around for a while but I just thought I'd share that I have lost over 4 stones in weight in the last year. Surely not a coincidence. I can almost feel myself getting fatter whilst I browse on this. Fair effort though! The thing I want to share is that I'm missing a night out with all of my mates tonight. Two of them have only just got over a falling out with each other and it would have been the first time we could all get drunk without anybody missing out. Apart from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 I thought the Dumbarton vs Airdrie match was a good advert for the 2nd division 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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