The big chair Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Apples are best eaten with a knife. No peeling, just cutting off slices and eating them. Tried this today. My gut feeling is that if marketed properly it could takeover from smoking for people trying to project the cool rebel image. I think it would need a flick knife or one of those butterfly ones to pull it off right though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Usually I hate coming home to the usual lame wee pile of letters on the doormat. On an exciting mail day I might be treated to a second bank statement or maybe even a special pizza deal I might use one day but today... was a pay rise day. This calls for Knobbly Bobbly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Had an enjoyable erm,,,, discussion with a couple of idiots on the Central Scotland Police facebook page today. It's on the upcoming Orange Walk planned for Saturday if anyone wants a wee gander at it. Highlights include the 'Queens Highway'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 This calls for Knobbly Bobbly. What you do in the privacy of your own home shouldn't be mentioned here, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lIfubhHZDQ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f23s4Xbqnek Official safety film, and the guy 28 seconds in is smoking and has a can of lager 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Bit of a mixed day feelings wise but mostly good. Sent off my application form for the Royal Fleet Auxialliry. Then had a good session at pre season training before coming home checking my mailbox to find my certificate of service and veterans badge has arrived from the navy and also in the post my certificate saying that I'm a qualified SIA door supervisor. Most importantly though I had also got a letter from forth ports inviting me for a interview next week to work on the pilot boats at Granton. Quite chuffed with that as I never applied for the job. I handed my cv in seven months back and they contacted me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 (edited) When in one of those big whirlpool things at the gym/swimming pool placing the palms of your hands over two of the jets and letting yourself be propelled to the other side whilst shouting "I'm Iron Man" makes for a great afternoons entertainment. You get funny looks from the other folk in there with you though. Fascists Edited July 4, 2012 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 (edited) I played tennis today for the first time in over 30 years. I got beaten 6-1, 6-0. I was all over my opponent in the game I won. Four first serves in and a cross court forehand winner to die for. Pwoud, very pwoud. Edit: Dane-don's a c**t. Edited July 6, 2012 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I played tennis today for the first time in over 30 years. I got beaten 6-1, 6-0. I was all over my opponent in the game I won. Four first serves in and a cross court forehand winner to die for. Pwoud, very pwoud. Aye right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 That's not him, my opponent was right handed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I have a friend that just gave me a signed print of her tits. Is this normal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I have a friend that just gave me a signed print of her tits. Is this normal? No, but are you really going to complain about it just because of that? Nope! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Bought a 20 pack of Budweiser in Morrisons today for £8 *PLEASING* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 No, but are you really going to complain about it just because of that? Nope! It's not actually a view of her chebs though. She covered them in acrylic paint and then just shoved them into paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 I'm in the friend zone. Challenge accepted Challenge completed. It's taken longer than expected, but I win. f**k the system. greggy.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Challenge completed. It's taken longer than expected, but I win. f**k the system. greggy.jpg That's pretty fucking tragic mate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 That's pretty fucking tragic mate! Your point being? mattydfc - handsome as f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Why does my screen always show post times as an hour earlier It is now 13:45 but the post shows 12:45. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Why does my screen always show post times as an hour earlier It is now 13:45 but the post shows 12:45. Check your profile settings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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