ffcsam Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 14hr shift done today. This has got to stop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Watching the Jimmy Savile programme from last night; "he asked me masturbate him and insert my finger into his anus" I felt kinda bad for laughing for fucking ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Just you remind him of that if he ever needs an operation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Someone on gumtree is giving away 7 wooden pallettes, should I phone it and shout "WIDDEN PALLETS" down the phone??? I hate to break it to you, but Burnistoun is fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 1349382607[/url]' post='6684397']Watching the Jimmy Savile programme from last night; "he asked me masturbate him and insert my finger into his anus" I felt kinda bad for laughing for fucking ages. You're going to hell! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Glorious new avatar... and a 'tune': 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 So did Gary Anderson at the weekend, unless it was done in the appropriate place and £15 was handed over first, fucking w****r ! The dart player? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Glorious new avatar... and a 'tune': Yussss, the Professor is back. Any idea what he's up to these days, apart from wearing natty woolly jumpers with a leather jacket and a scarf? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 In exactly one year's time, I'll be getting married. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 This photo: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 In exactly one year's time, I'll be getting married. Seriously? So am I. Crazy eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Craigkillie and Dee Man will make a lovely couple IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Craigkillie and Dee Man will make a lovely couple IMO. You can be best man. The stag do better be quality although I don't hold out much hope for the speech if your posts are anything to go by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Craigkillie and Dee Man will make a lovely couple IMO. Not convinced the first dance will be particularly elegant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 The stag do better be quality although I don't hold out much hope for the speech if your posts are anything to go by. Charming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Not convinced the first dance will be particularly elegant. I think we should have Gangnam Style as our first number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booker-T Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 pulled a stunner last night. she was no longer a stunner when i woke up not the first time and certainly wont be the last time that happens! good old vodka 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 pulled a stunner last night. she was no longer a stunner when i woke up not the first time and certainly wont be the last time that happens! good old vodka ^ VL IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 You can be best man. That wouldn't be hard on here/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Oil Trifle Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 There's a boy from England who stays a few doors down from me, always claimed he was a Celtic fan. Came out of his room today wearing a Rngers top, when questioned on it he says he supports both the teams... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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