Fudge Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I start my new job tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Brilliant. Just want you to feel at home, like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Just want you to feel at home, like. You seem to have bundled me in with Dundee people... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I just won the lottery! This isn't a RTBC, though, as it's quite odd why they sent it to me in an e-mail. I've also never put on a lottery ticket, so that part confuses me too. They also sent me two e-mails, containing the exact same wording. Does this mean I'm entitled to £2,000,000? Really, why do people go out and send these things? Please don't tell me there's actually people that believe that they have won the lottery! I used to work for Clydesdale bank in the fraud dept. and there are a scary amount of people that still fall for these things (mainly Yanks). We actually ended up with a guy on the phone who had wired US$6,000 to Nigeria to "release" US$10m that was owed to him as a result of an e-mail from "us". An absolute loonball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I don't know what stripers and whores are like but I will find out when Massone is murdered dies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Stripers, aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 In a word, no. f**k's sake... Meh, I'll find something to do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 In a word, no. Surely collecting needles is a popular pastime? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sao Paulo Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 (edited) Is there actually anything to do in Cumbernauld ? Well, there are at least ten bridges suitable for the purpose of doing ones-self in. And a plethora of pubs in which you can enjoy some physical violence of an evening. The bare necessities are all at hand; job centres, criminal defence law practices, large abandoned ice rinks. Residents are spoiled by some great parkland and well kept villages. Readily accessible during the day, if the locals ain't too tetchy. The town is also bounded by picturesque (not in the least bit horrible, artificial or barren) industrial estates. Featuring rentable units ideally suited for the modern business. Loads and loads and loads of them! You could say they've been ideally suited for a long time. Cumbernauld has what could be described user friendly environment. There are so many roundabouts that even trafficking tip offs don't give the police an edge. How's Forfar this weather? Edited March 20, 2010 by Sao Paulo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cj20 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 My flatmate has just came stumbling into my room asking for a condom. I was tempted to say no because the thing that he's came back with is just awful. He'll regret that in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviCurryCider Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Stripers, aye? Are they any good? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Are they any good? Unsure, I hear strippers are good though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 People who don't drive slam car doors too hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I'm watching Titanic So am I. Take out the luvvy-duvvy shite and it's a not bad film. They should re-make it, telling the stories of the real people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 (edited) Is there actually anything to do in Cumbernauld ? Well me and the lad got kind of stuck there for a second tonight. I was picking him up then drove off without realising the boot wasn't shut right. I pulled into the car park of a pub and when I got out to shut the boot I could hear a sort of marching/flute band in the pub. I was hugely confused as to why there'd be a flute/drum session at that time of night but there you go. Edited March 20, 2010 by Ceratogyrus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Off to bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I regularly take my Blackberry to the bogs at work and respond to E Mails. Loads of folk I deal with talk shite anyway so I find it rather ironic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty_Boy Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I saw Colin Cameron in Ladbrokes on Whittlets Road, Ayr last Wednesday. A Dundee fan also got asked for ID and was able to produce his passport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I'm sure I saw Div on the tv yesterday during one of the crowd shots! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I'm sure I saw Div on the tv yesterday during one of the crowd shots! Nah, that was probably Billy Mehmet after he got subbed. Although there's a lot of baldies in the St.Mirren support! -5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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