KeeperDee Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Currently working the bar for a Beegee's tribute act in the Caird hall. They sound bloody awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Currently working the bar for a Beegee's tribute act in the Caird hall. They sound bloody awful. Are they dying on their arses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Today myself and my helper did 154 deliveries and 35 collections in 7 hours,I dread to think what it will be like when it gets really busy!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Currently working the bar for a Beegee's tribute act in the Caird hall. They sound bloody awful. Sounds like a Tragedy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Their end of song patter consists of "yeehaw". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Are they dying on their arses? Aye, at least there'll be fewer of them stayin alive as the night goes on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Not worth a thread of its own but quite good: Identify the footballing cliches I scored 14 out of a possible 15. You scored 15 out of a possible 15 You are fully fluent in the language of football, Clive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 (edited) Chance of a lifetime - I say take it. Dinnae blame me when if it all goes to f**k, mind! Best of luck, mate, whatever you decide to do! Edit: just noticed you're already in Switzerland, you jammy get! It's not a bad life, I won't lie. Currently working in a fairly easy processing number for a bank over here. Money is tremendous but the hours are hellish at times and I spend most of my day trying to avoid falling asleep through boredom. The boy that's offered me the new Job is offering to put me through my license over here too, so I'd be looking at running his latest pub for a few years then perhaps opening my own. A lot of risk involved, especially in giving up a guaranteed income for something that could go tits up if the new place doesn't take off, not to mention the fact my missus is very much against the idea and won't be best please if I saunter half way across the Country, but if it pays off it could pay off massively. I know what I want to do, but I'm not sure it's the sensible Option. Edited to add, this Swiss Laptop in German language mode is a c**t of a Thing for throwing in random capital letters. Edited November 8, 2013 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Bunch of twats here in DAB land still letting fireworks off, tangerine arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I think the wee twat on BBC breakfast just called Stevie May of st Johnstone Peter Kay. Tit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I think the wee twat on BBC breakfast just called Stevie May of st Johnstone Peter Kay. Tit. Doesn't surprise me, to be honest the BBC Breakfast sports presenters are horrific, they are always underprepared and know nothing about football in general, let alone Scottish football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted November 9, 2013 Author Share Posted November 9, 2013 Glasgow desktop computer went haywire last night, the fan on the power supply going absolutely helicopter and the system refusing to boot. So I just bought lots of new bits and bobs to build a new computer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Quiz question last night: How many spots are there on a pair of standard six-sided dice? Answer given: 27. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Quiz question last night: How many spots are there on a pair of standard six-sided dice? Answer given: 27. Did you win? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Just watched my cat torturing a mouse to death, not pleasant, but I could'nt be arsed going outside to save the mouse, so its fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Just watched my cat torturing a mouse to death, not pleasant, but I could'nt be arsed going outside to save the mouse, so its fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Just watched my cat torturing a mouse to death, not pleasant, but I could'nt be arsed going outside to save the mouse, so its fucked. DAB mouse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Doon my local with a chum. Guy at the bar looks like Boaby out of Still Game. Pointed this out to my mate who instinctively said "Two pints ya p***k.". At this exact moment, an old guy walks past clutching two pints. Shoots my mate a look of daggers. Awkward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Doon my local with a chum. Guy at the bar looks like Boaby out of Still Game. Pointed this out to my mate who instinctively said "Two pints ya p***k.". At this exact moment, an old guy walks past clutching two pints. Shoots my mate a look of daggers. Awkward. Oooft, could be getting set about later on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubskelper Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I killed a sparrow and a vole/wee moosey thing while driving today. I always feel bad when things like that happen. Pheasants are f*ckin' ask for it though. Ye've got wings ye stupid b*stards, try flying across the f*ckin' road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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