The Troll Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Was funny when active, wish he was still here You never want to know who these aliases are, much like Ron Burgandy and Eric Cantona... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Who was Eric Cantona? Apart from a wildly successful maverick cop footballer of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 The glory days of alias were several years ago. You used to get three or four appearing on some threads, brilliant craic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Chigsy and Eric Cantona are my two favourite aliases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Hate to break the bad news but I'm not in the business of 'winning' popularity on internet forums. Box Office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 hiya pals,im afraid im gonny be goin away for a bit so this will be the last youl hear of me im afraid. its quite a long story but alow me to fill yous in. my pals and me always play jokes on eachother on our birthdays it started as simple things like my pal derek who has a car and he can drive we tinfoyeled his car,completely covered and we all laughed, and then nathan henderson who still does the tablet and fudge sellin round the doors,we made a macaroon bar with a dog shit and some pencil sharpnins and he even sold it to alec thomsons grandad bill for 50p and we laughed. these were harmles fun but gary morrison took it two far at my birthday cos hed been pretending to be me on a forum called nambla-chat,i dinny ken what it is probably some eropean heavy metal band or some shite that hes into, but anyway he registered as young_chigsy_from_scotland_loves_old_cock and he used a pic of me from bebo and he chatted up all these old sicos who were pedophiles and this one guy from germany had just got out of jail and was on the forum and gary morrison chatted him up,as me, and the guy started sayin he loved me, exept it wasnt me it was gary morrison pretendin. but then he gave him my address and this german pedo turned up in scotland 2 weeks later on my birthday and tried to get in my house to kiss me and show me his willy and that. lucky for me derek was there and he went out and chibbed the c**t. lucky escape aye but i was angry at gary morrison for takin it two far,at the end of the day my bumhole is exit only and 57yr old hans weiner from dusildorf wasny gonny change taht and then i swore revenge on gary morrison on his birthday. gary morrison has boring birthday parties with all his family and that at his house and hes got loads of old ppl in his family but i was there with stevie hall and we were playin cod on xboxlive for ages which i like to do cos he has the hedset and i like to shout 'americans are gay' when americans are talking but i do it in an english voice and then there like 'oooh would you like a cup of tea' also in an english voice but anyway my revnge plan was simple. i was gonny pretend to go home at night but not go home and insted id hide under his bed until he went to bed then id jump out on him,,,,revenge and job done, chigsy style. i said i was away home and said cheerio to him and aw the old fuddy dudys and that but after leavin the livin room i sneaked of upstairs. before takin my hiding place i drew a cock on the head of a guy on his blink182 poster, then i got his anhaler of his bedside cabinet and rubbed my nob on it, well you cant have two much revenge when youv nearly been arseshagged i thought as i got under the bed. he got to his room sooner than id thought after fucking about next door in the toilet for ages, dirty wee c***s probably havin a chug i thought, then the door opened and the light came on, he had a pair of ridicilos baffies on like an old wifey would were and i was lookin forward two takin the piss out him for them later on. as the light went out and he got in bed i let him settle before divin out, jumpin under the covers grabbin him and shoutin 'GONNY SHAG YE, AM GONNY SHAG YE'. i didnt know gary morrisons 89yr old gran ethil from coatbridge always stayed at his on his birthdays as it was too late for her two go home,and i also didnt know that he always gave the old boot a shot of his bed and he slept downstares on the couch. by the time the ambulence got there id tryed to climb out the window but got stuck and had to get pulled back in by gary morrisons dad but nobody actualy battered me which i was happy about but they were all realy cryin and upset and that. i had to talk to the police later that night in the police station. i always thought manslaughter was a ps2 game but apparently im gonny have to spend a wee bit of time as a guest of her magesty and ive a bad feelin that the bum beastin i escaped the first time will come back and hont me. i suppose gary morrison had the last laugh after all altho he wont get a £5note in a card from granny ethil next yr so every cloud and that eh. wish me luck,ill need it. i hope i dont get a room mate who posts on the nambla forum likes. He's a funny man. Bring him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 I take it the OP is the most greens any single post has had? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Who was Eric Cantona? Apart from a wildly successful maverick cop footballer of course. I miss Eric. Absolute legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 I always used to enjoy how Ron could sign up again within seconds after being banned and he'd squeeze the odd post in before the mods got him again. When he joined as DizzeeRoncal and managed one post that just said "Ronkers" was fantastic. I think I was one of very few people who got to see that as it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 I loved how Chigsy gave up on Scotland's national team and decided to support Brazil, asking how "We'll get on in the South American qualifiers." The guy was clearly ahead of the curve! Also, was there not a Gary Morrison alias floating around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 I think there should be a Chigsy thread containing all of his (52 active) wonderful posts. Don't know how to go about that but I'm sure someone smarter than me will. Get it done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Is it just me that doesn't find this funny at all? I didn't find him funny when he was active, and looking back, I still don't get what people find so funny... I agree, it's a very poor imitation of much better alias accounts. Cue 'P&B isn't is as good as it used to be' rant but in this field, it certainly isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 I for one think it would be wonderful if Chigsy was a vikingTON alias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Slightly off topic, but with it nearly being Halloween can someone tell me what happened to Kilt? Did he become a full on pagan and move to the woods or whatever it is they do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 XBL is quite obviously chigsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 I for one think it would be wonderful if Chigsy was a vikingTON alias. Would be better if vikingTON was a Chigsy alias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Who was Eric Cantona? Apart from a wildly successful maverick cop footballer of course. I am the King of course..... I find that not knowing is part of the fun. Would a dolphin dance in the sea if he knew a whale was about to lunge and eat him? Would a snail be so ponderous if he knew a foot was hovering above his frail armour with cruel intent? We need ignorance to enjoy ourselves, If we knew everything we'd be like the wise owl, able to turn our head 360 degrees and able to talk to all things, but forever alone and hunting mice? Non, I prefer a ripe steak on the banks of the Seine than a mouse Chigsy and Eric Cantona are my two favourite aliases. Merci my flumpy friend! I miss Eric. Absolute legend. This has been noted my fine friend The man is a literary genius, an artisan of words. Non, I speak the words we all possess, but like a mild case of the diarrhoea everyone is afraid to let it out. If you let it flow then you'll feel better, and be able to enjoy your tea again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomDom Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Dreadful alias. Suspend them quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I wouldn't be wholly surprised if Cantona was H_B. Not sure why I think that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Am I alone in thinking that this place needs aliases? I find them 100% funnier than the "no nonsense" type of punters. How's about a poll? Ratings of 0-100 on boredom inducing sleepytime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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