dillinger Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 My bird won't close doors or turn off lights. Sounds like your bird might be mental. Maybe get her tested for mental. Already done and already confirmed as such. Yes the lights also!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Chortle. I'll never live with anyone again, until I'm carted off to the old folks' home (high-fiving Sgt Wilson en route to getting my nappy changed) and don't know what day of the week it is. Unless Mozza would ever return my calls Aye 'cos I go first. I'm the fucking daddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The doors don't piss me off quite as much as the lights, it has to be said. Doors open don't cost fucking money to remain that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The doors don't piss me off quite as much as the lights, it has to be said. Doors open don't cost fucking money to remain that way. They do if it's the front door and the heating is on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Don't get me started on open fucking doors. Nor me. Although to be fair, it's more the children leaving them open than Jacksgranny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 They do if it's the front door and the heating is on. No one's daft enough to leave their front door unsecured, surely? Not since xbl was banned anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I moved in with the girl (well in to her mum and dads) as we save for a deposit. Must save im loving it, never really seen me moving in with a girl or all that jazz for a long time but only a short time after meeting her I knew it was different. My only complaint is even though our room is twice the size of my old room I have roughy have the space for my things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Him and his mates shared one Correct m8, she got Eiffel towered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I moved in with the girl (well in to her mum and dads) as we save for a deposit. Must save im loving it, never really seen me moving in with a girl or all that jazz for a long time but only a short time after meeting her I knew it was different. My only complaint is even though our room is twice the size of my old room I have roughy have the space for my things. That will never change daz,get used to it bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gronie Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I'm a man and I lived with a woman for 31 years. Since September 2011 we no longer live together. Now there's no penetration and we don't talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I moved in with the girl (well in to her mum and dads) as we save for a deposit. Must save im loving it, never really seen me moving in with a girl or all that jazz for a long time but only a short time after meeting her I knew it was different. My only complaint is even though our room is twice the size of my old room I have roughy have the space for my things.Don't leave her alone with Roughy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Living with your missus is effectively just re-enacting the First World War. You spend the early stages full of passion and it seems like it'll be good, before you eventually dredge each other down into a complete stalemate that gets worse with every single passing minute and you start wondering how on earth you can end it while realising theres no way to do that without being stabbed. You eventually reach an uneasy truce that'll every so often threaten to explode but it'll remain, for a while. No matter how it ends you'll forever be broken and have flashbacks to the horrors you faced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Living with your missus is effectively just re-enacting the First World War. You spend the early stages full of passion and it seems like it'll be good, before you eventually dredge each other down into a complete stalemate that gets worse with every single passing minute and you start wondering how on earth you can end it while realising theres no way to do that without being stabbed. You eventually reach an uneasy truce that'll every so often threaten to explode but it'll remain, for a while. No matter how it ends you'll forever be broken and have flashbacks to the horrors you faced. ^^^^^^ no Passchendaele left in the relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 ^^^^^^ no Passchendaele left in the relationship. Is that a cheese? It sounds like a cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gronie Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Is that a cheese? It sounds like a cheese ^^^ Idiot and previously banned alias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gronie Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 ^^^ Idiot It is actually a cheese btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The doors don't piss me off quite as much as the lights, it has to be said. Doors open don't cost fucking money to remain that way. I try to keep the heating in the most used rooms in the house but the open doors thing ruins that, especially where the dining room is connected to the living room by double doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gronie Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 It is actually a cheese I don't agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I don't agree I didn't expect you too as its quite vulgar, and you seem a man of higher tastes. It is a dairy based edible foodstuff though, whether you want to believe it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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