Suspect Device Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 7 hours ago, Suspect Device said: Four Wanted Stars 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 I genuinely thought they were tiny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 I got put in Twitter pokey for 12 hours for suggesting that the best thing to do with the people in one of these horrible AI generated paintings that are all over just now was to "Kill them all with fire" That's karma for you trying to get Musk to ban me for spider related posts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: I genuinely thought they were tiny. A good size guide is that the larger birds get, the angrier they look. Bald eagles look like they came out specifically in the hope that someone would spill their pint. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, BFTD said: A good size guide is that the larger birds get, the angrier they look. Bald eagles look like they came out specifically in the hope that someone would spill their pint. Yup, I've always though ostriches looked (and acted) like the biggest arseholes of the bird world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Seagulls are the arseholes of the bird world. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 14 minutes ago, Slim Charles. said: Seagulls are the arseholes of the bird world. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 29 minutes ago, hk blues said: There's actually a well know seagull in Glasgow nicknamed Steven Seagull. Normally found perched on a bus stop outside Radisson Blue readying himself to steal food from unsuspecting pedestrians. He attempted to take a Haggis Pie from me once but I was ready and punched him on the beak 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 31 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: There's actually a well know seagull in Glasgow nicknamed Steven Seagull. Normally found perched on a bus stop outside Radisson Blue readying himself to steal food from unsuspecting pedestrians. He attempted to take a Haggis Pie from me once but I was ready and punched him on the beak You wouldn't try that with the real Steven Segal. At least, not twice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, hk blues said: You wouldn't try that with the real Steven Segal. At least, not twice. If he brought that big birthday cake with him he could have any food he felt like. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 14 minutes ago, hk blues said: You wouldn't try that with the real Steven Segal. At least, not twice. I've scrapped with worse at shutting time in Hamilton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've scrapped with worse at shutting time in Hamilton And that's just the women! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: There's actually a well know seagull in Glasgow nicknamed Steven Seagull. Normally found perched on a bus stop outside Radisson Blue readying himself to steal food from unsuspecting pedestrians. He attempted to take a Haggis Pie from me once but I was ready and punched him on the beak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 52 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I've scrapped with worse at shutting time in Hamilton He would crush you Bert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, Slim Charles. said: He would crush you Bert. You ever been outside Hamilton Palace at 3am? Makes that look like a tea party 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 I'd take that Bald Eagle more seriously if it didn't walk like Bernie Clifton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 I feel a bit sorry for seagulls who at the end of the day are only arseholes cos they're hungry (again, a bit like the 3am neds). Ostriches, though, would key your car out of boredom if given the chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 30 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: I feel a bit sorry for seagulls who at the end of the day are only arseholes cos they're hungry (again, a bit like the 3am neds). Ostriches, though, would key your car out of boredom if given the chance. Seagulls have ruined many a family day out at the beach with their arsehole behaviour, all because they want a free meal. Start fishing again you lazy b*****ds. It is the noble ostrich that one should feel pity for. An abomination of a species clearly created when God was on one of his 5 day benders using all the left over parts from other animals. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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